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The problem with "hottest dead man" is that it might as well be the same guy every year

Oh that's another can of worms because Romans writers reported that people in Scotland were often ginger but in South Wales they were dark-haired. Also a lot of the Celts dyed their hair.

"we've been going through some ups and downs"

ups: a dinner date on olive garden

downs: moved the entire family to russia to escape woke and had to leave in a barn with goats

Unfortunately I think voter apathy in this case means you probably won't get his vote. He didn't even bother waking up

É amanhã, caralho! EU TÔ ANSIOSO COMO SE FOSSE ELEIÇÃO EM QUE EU VOTASSE! LET'S FUCKING GO ZOHRAN!

completamente desequilibrada pelo candidato a prefeito de nova york que é simplesmente um {BUZINA DE CAMINHÃO} {FREADA DE CG} {RICKY MARTIN GRITANDO UEPA}, totalmente meu número de homem

The bodega kitty! 😍

Being hot also helps

The seas are labelled the other way round?

Understanding Self Defence Laws in the UK Navigating self-defence laws in the UK can feel overwhelming, especially when you find yourself in a threatening situation. Knowing these laws is important to ensure that your reaction to a threat is ...

There's some info here.

Essentially you can use "reasonable force" to stop an attack

Ambient homicide?

If someone tries to stab you just tell them not

Trump is looking into changing the axial tilt. And make Mexico pay for it.

too late, ja ta tocando na cabeça dele "eu vou dar minha xota no erre-jota"

"this meeting could have been a clay tablet"

I hope this clay tablet finds you well

Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching

I'm sure I could but then I don't know if crossing your fingers has any legal value. Then again Im not sure of the oath itself has legal force

I remember because I'm a vampire and I was alive in 1649

I hope AI knows what happens the last time a king called Charles entered Parliament uninvited...

I mean they think the only explanation for someone to be black in Britain is immigration at some point, so they're just being racist

I literally had to swear allegiance to him to become British so saying that would probably count as breaking my oath

Can't you be arrested for posting something like that? 🫠

But "the rest is [silence]" is a Hamlet reference

I think it's a pun with "playing a game of pool"?

Future historians will tell how the Fourth English Civil War was started when people believed a fake story about the King entering the House of Commons.