Jim Jewell

I've seen enough.

Congratulations, Mayor-elect Katie Wilson!

Two of my favorite facts: "snake oil" was real and worked (it was snake oil salesmen who sucked), and the whole saying is, "Jack of all trades, master of none, but in every way better than the master of one."

Katie Wilson won 54.85% to Bruce Harrell’s 44.86% of the 56,118 votes counted today. She could overtake Harrell at this rate.

The next update will be on Monday. Stay tuned!

Hating myself for how much I still miss her. Stupid, right?

Hey @teenvogue.com it looks like your unsubscribe link is broken. Perhaps it broke from overuse after you fired all the women of color?

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

Well, if anyone knows gaslighting…

This motherfucker claims to not know a goddamn thing but says whatever the POS POTUS wants. Sure sounds like the definition of a puppet to me.

If you let someone cut in front if you in traffic and they don’t do the little hand wave as thanks, you should be legally allowed to ram their car.

There is one way out, and that is my way. Not even a highway option. Just do what I say.

Mike Johnson can fuck alllllllllll the way off.

Nobody can "turn you" gay. But this man makes the straightest straight go, "Ok, I get it, I totally get it."

One million times this

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

Yep, first time I threw my back out so bad I couldn't walk, it was a sneeze while making my kid pancakes. Screw old age.

How much do you have to hate yourself to love that deeply shitty man?

I was born in 1972 and I think my friends and I talked exclusively about Star Wars and nothing else from 1978 through 1986.

I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.

If you suggest to someone who sees themselves as blameless that perhaps they share some blame, they will accuse you of putting 100% of the blame upon them

Are you actually fucking high right now? If so, on what, and can I have some?

The face of a badass that provides what little hope I gave for the future

Scalzi finally finds a way to alienate me

"If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal." WSB - Advice for Young People

Utterly untethered from reality.

Every time I hear someone call a Bari Weiss hater antisemitic, I think of this Nick Kroll/Ruxin line from The League: "And second, if I did look inward, which I won't, I think we would find that my Judaism is the least objectionable thing about me."

And that it was actually GOOD!

This fucker would have been SO angry about all that tea being thrown into the harbor

By "it" he means the First Amendment

It’s SHAMEFUL to watch US Senators vote NO on the War Powers resolution & give this administration a blank check to bomb whoever the hell they want. The current conduct in the Caribbean is unconstitutional and unacceptable!

Time and time again, these cowards bend the knee.

Which means it is really a bank bailout.