I wonder what made Trump suddenly u-turn on releasing the files?

Presumably Boot-licker Bondi called him on the 13th fairway to say that the shredding of the files with his name on was finally complete.

Right up until my 20s I wondered why I never saw a copy of Donkey Otie in bookshops or libraries, even though it seemed to be quite well known

Hang on: did #DementiaDon just admit that he went to bed with a 14 year old kid?

I see that the latest line from Bullshit Barbie is that Epstein was talking about a different child abuser who, coincidentally, has exactly the same name as her boss.

Shabana Mahmood and the Politics of Extortion Labour's strategy of telling its supporters to back Reform-style policies, or get a Reform Government, is the politics of the protection racket and it is not going to work

Shabana Mahmood on the BBC this morning talking about desperate people fleeing war and persecution as being given a "golden ticket" and "handouts" and saying she's got a "moral mission" to take them away from them

Indistinguishable from the rhetoric of Reform www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/shabana-ma...

Exactly this … when you seek to adopt the language & cruelty of the Right , you only do yourself damage . Wise up Labour , you’re bleeding support .

I see that Lancashire’s Reform-run council has decided to close 5 council-run care homes & pitch the residents into the private sector.

The cabinet member for social care leading this, Graham Dalton, is part owner of a private care company.

#NoConflictOfInterestThere

When is a pigeon's birthday? Is it when its mother lays its egg, or when it breaks out of its egg?

These are the important issues I think about when my bladder wakes me up at zero dark thirty.

I wonder what would happen if the BBC announced that they are cancelling Strictly & Eastenders immediately, or announced that radio 2 & 4 are being merged, in order to free up money to pay the legal costs of defending themselves against the #TangerineTosspot’s multibillion libel suit?

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Sorry, I was trying to lure a Pacman here for a thing.

“November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.”

Happy 'Partially Muscled Skeleton Screams by the Perimeter Fence’ Day to all who celebrate it.

#Watchmen

So #DementiaDon is now calling his decades-long friendship with a child molester the "Jeffrey Epstein Hoax".

I know he's an addled loony & he'd like his close friendship with a man who raped minors to go away but he can't call it a "hoax" and expect it to be forgotten and/or excused.

Noddy Holder saying “Not Yet”

And now we go over to Lord Nodward Holder for a message about Christmas.

OK. Here's the thing. You just can't put on a jacket and pretend to be a security patrol in the UK. It's actually illegal. Who the actual F are these "Essex Spartans"? Government has laws and rules and they need to enforce them.

Guess what …?

BBC Director General Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness have both quit. Getting rid of a former Tory candidate and the woman who wanted to change output to gain the trust of Reform voters should definitely sort out any left wing bias.

“It’s November 20th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen…”

It’s November 20th now.

#Watchmen

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor back when he was a prince & mates with Jeffrey Epstein.

The BBC are looking for a new director.

I believe somebody with relatively recent experience of BBC news programming has recently become available & has a free diary.

He also had a mutual friend with #DementiaDon so ludicrous attacks from the Washington crime syndicate will be neutralised.

Sen. Ron Wyden is calling out the GOP for pushing to slip a nationwide backdoor abortion ban into the government funding bill. This is dangerous for women’s health care. We’ve already seen the consequences in states like TX, but I guess the GOP is intent on The Handmaid’s Tale.

Remember when this regime touted “states rights" and now they're fighting to force states to starve their own citizens.

The resignations of Tim Davie and Deborah Turness must be an opportunity for the BBC to turn a new leaf, rebuild trust and resist those like Nigel Farage who want to destroy it

We must stand up for a strong, independent BBC, to stop Trump’s America becoming Farage's Britain.

Bottom line: you play shit, you get thrashed.

We were 3rd best all over the pitch & quite rightly lost.

Something has gone very wrong and Slot needs to fix it very quickly or the top 4 will soon be out of reach. 😡

We simply have been able to deal with Doku.

And, once again, playing chicken with Palace, has cost us as a completely lacklustre & disinterested Konate has cost us again.

A rubbish performance & embarrassingly meek way to surrender our title.

We were really poor in the first half.

I don’t know who the set piece coach is but if he was paid in buttons it’d still been too much.

And Konate has been appalling again.

Really need to either up our game or limply surrender our title defence now.

#YNWA

So when we concede the bloke in front of the goalie isn’t offside or interfering with play.

A few weeks later, the rule has been totally reversed.

#BentVAR

#ComeOnYouRedmen

Let’s continue our resurgence by beating 115Charges FC.

#YNWA #JFT97 #FO20

Laurence Fox to MP Zara Sultana: “This foreigner has no right to wear the poopy. Or sit in Parliament, for that matter. Go home.” Zara Sultana: “Go home … to Birmingham?” A million sperm and the racist fuckspanner on got there first …

Once again #LaurenceFuckswit publicly soil’s himself.

I think he needs serious help.

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump is running the country the same way he ran his business.”

Absolutely.

a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up . Alt: a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and thinking.

What’s the betting that the #DementiaDon orders his spineless cult members to resolve the shutdown next week, just in time for the #ComboverCaligula to claim he’s “saved” thanksgiving?

Really sad to hear that the wonderful Pauline Collins has died.

From the Liver Birds via Upstairs, Downstairs to Shirley Valentine (on both stage & then screen) she was one of a kind.

#RIP