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Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.

Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom

The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.

For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...

12.08.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3629    πŸ” 1378    πŸ’¬ 388    πŸ“Œ 1016

Oh damn, Trump is going to have this guy stuffed into a black van.

12.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why-uh do-uh teenage-uh girls talk like-uh this-uh?

12.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOT EM.

TRUMP DEFEATED, FASCISM OVER

12.08.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw kids having fun, therefore DC is a crime ridden hellhole, and Trump is right for deploying the army to restore order.

12.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much of the world is awful right now. I beg of you my friends, even in the face of horror do not forget to wang chung tonight.

They can’t take that away from you.

12.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Supreme Court will do it too.

11.08.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

11.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9513    πŸ” 2612    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 162
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a man singing into a microphone in a room ALT: a man singing into a microphone in a room
11.08.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the good lord denies Dershowitz oxygen soon enough. Pederast.

09.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know

Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know

Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know theonion.com/report-...

09.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1781    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 52

He’s a very handsome and learned gentleman

09.08.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing that after all these years the military can find new and exciting ways to not give a shit about the people who volunteer to serve.

08.08.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks. I don’t want people to be deported. This is his fault, but that doesn’t make it ok because he voted for it.

08.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are wealthy people so goddamn tacky?

08.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Out of curiosity I listened to the new AFI song. It sounds like it belongs on the Crow soundtrack from 1994 (complementary)

08.08.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone have the contact info for those children who beat the breaks off DOGE thug Big Balls? I would like to put some money on their books.

08.08.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do non-autistic people like anime?

08.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These fucking people are insane

08.08.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about you stuff an entire bag of old,
gross dicks in your mouth and shut up forever?

07.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

07.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 28110    πŸ” 6239    πŸ’¬ 698    πŸ“Œ 309
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

07.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 32582    πŸ” 5712    πŸ’¬ 1025    πŸ“Œ 446

I guess just like fashion is cyclical, so is electing a totally unqualified moron to the office of president and letting him ruin it for all future generations of Americans. We should probably prepare ourselves for President Mr. Beast in 20 years.

07.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god shut up.

07.08.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI sucks. Promoting AI sucks. Kids using AI sucks. All of this sucks.

07.08.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of people these days have a humiliation fetish.

I'm also sure they'll say Politifact isn't credible.

07.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a betting man, I’d bet they say that an anti-genocide stance is antisemitism.

07.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While it’s not what I would’ve chosen, I am happy for Dean Cain. He’s been looking for work for decades, and he finally found a job.

07.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be so amazing if Trump endorsed Cuomo.

07.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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