Marine accords

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

And the suit wearer and the kilt wearer are cordially invited to gang up on the salwar kameez. A feature, not a bug

Tree law! Tree law!

A tabby cat on a white and grey striped duvet. Her nose is buried in the covers

Honk shnoo mimimi maxxing. Many such cases

Courtesy of my dad, do not leave your metronome actively ticking in your bag... And from my mum, do not empty all your medications out of their blister packs, put them in a plastic bag and try to fly to Colombia via Jamaica...

"That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down."

Evelyn Waugh, Decline and Fall

Well, this is fun, isn't it?

It seems to be very good at turning northern town centres into demolition sites then fucking off. Who can say if this is good or not?

That is such a cool print!

I write like this sometimes. The difference is that when I do, I understand that I'm having One of Those Days, and I'll fix (by which I mean cut) it in the first edit. How this shit gets past a team of professionals is beyond me

Not sure if it will be nearby, but I can highly, highly recommend a trip to Barter Books if you're within reach of Alnwick (please forgive them for the Keep Calm and Carry on thing, they knew not what they did)!

Not sure if it's any help, but I know when I got married in a humanist ceremony (Scotland, 2019), there was an option for us to be "spouse one" and "spouse two" on the paperwork – not a total fix in this situation, but worth a thought if the paperwork is too much otherwise!

How scandal rocked the internet’s knitters: ‘Not a week goes by without drama’ Faked deaths. Fat-shaming. Stolen design patterns. How did an ostensibly wholesome pastime become a hotbed of feuds and conflict? Newfound knitter Kate Ng digs into the strange world of ‘KnitTok’ and ...

1. Not what we're pissed at PetiteKnits about

2. I've heard about both of the dyers who got overwhelmed with preorders and faked their own deaths. Do try to keep up

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/k...

A tabby cat sits on top of a colourwork knitting pattern, ensuring it cannot be read

Your knitting pattern is far less interesting than Me

When someone becomes disabled or chronically ill, people will twist themselves into knots finding a way to blame them. They need to find fault so they don’t have to face the randomness of life.

The truth is, anyone can become disabled at any time.

Good health is not a guarantee.

A photo of the side of a white train, which is covered in drawings of trailing vines and Hello Kitty in a kimono

Leaving Japan on the Hello Kitty train feels poetic

Stop the Execution of Marion Bowman in South Carolina Marion Bowman, 44, is scheduled for execution in South Carolina for the murder of Kandee Martin. Marion takes responsibility for making immature choices like selling drugs as a teenager, but he has s...

It's happening again. Please speak up

actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...

A large digital advertising screen in an airport that reads: "With Agentforce, Pandora shoppers will have a personal jewellery expert guiding them to the perfect piece. "Agentforce: What AI was meant to be"

And those of you who don't want the planet-killing plagiarism machine to direct you to buy ugly, overpriced, ugly jewellery are not The Future

Uruguay’s former president Pepe Mujica, who was known as “the world’s poorest president and humblest head of state”, is dying. Stop and read his reflections:

archive.is/Kil4J

Person driving around town with the Untitled Goose decal on the back of your car, CALL ME

Yeah, the whispers around him and his brief time teaching are spectacular

(thank your wife for making you check the invitation to find out how to get them a gift)

Girl what were *you* doing at the devil's sacrament?

A purchase confirmation page on a website, that reads: Thank you, Joanna! How would you describe the style of the person you were shopping for today? The visible options are fashionable, classic, modern, other, romantic, loves animals and eccentric. She has selected eccentric, taken a screenshot and sent it to me

I think my mother is trying to subtweet me...

Morag the tabby cat sits on a grey blanketed lap, looking over her shoulder slightly. A red hooded blanket and some purple knitting are visible in the bottom of the photo.

It's cold enough that she wants to be friends

I was never meant to be a poster. Evidence: I've just turned down the chance to get my knee fixed at the Captain Sir Tom Moore Building, purely because my local hospital is "better", "closer" and "has shorter wait times"

I would also like a unicorn and world peace, while we're at it

Once again, I am begging a decent, non-idiotic journalist to cover CFS/ME issues

A Spanish language workbook asking if you know what the letters LGBTQI stand for. Each has three options, accompanied with line drawings: L: lagartos, lesbianas or lavadoras G: gays, grefusitos or gormitis T: Transformers, terraplanistas or transexuales/transgénero B: Bollycaos, bisexuales or burritos habaneros I: Intersexuales, impresoras 3D, or Indigenes Q: Quiroprácticos, Queer, or Quesito minibabybel

Tag urself I'm quesitos minibabybel

A poster advertising a David Hockney exhibition, with the title "Bigger and Closer (Not Smaller & Further Away)"

Now you see, Dougal...