@owlsarcasm.bsky.social
She/her. AuDHD. Occasionally overly literal. In my defense, I'm an engineer.
@angrystaffer.bsky.social
I just tried to get to your Twitter and all I can see are random posts about project 2025. Is Elon screwing with your account or is it a glitch?
I mean. Fair point.
23.11.2024 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's now a year old and offended on the daily.
23.11.2024 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
New horror flick just dropped. Looks like a reboot of Duel.
11.11.2023 02:47 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1*sniff*
What did i dooooooooo
!jazbot whereami
14.11.2023 07:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg. So many brilliant mugs.
14.11.2023 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me too
14.11.2023 03:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did that last week!
14.11.2023 03:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The mopping was easy once the bits were removed!
14.11.2023 03:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bahahahahahahaha
14.11.2023 02:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I summoned the dogs today to take care of an entire can of chicken noodle soup that took a nosedive
14.11.2023 02:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes and liveskeet it
13.11.2023 02:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me too!
10.11.2023 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*passes you the joint liniment and peppermints*
04.11.2023 20:06 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We are watching octonauts.
Kid: it's an OARFISH!
Me: but is there an Eitherfish?
Kid: -.-
A gray and white tabby kitten zonked out in the new squishmallow bed we bought today.
It's a tough life, but someone's gotta live it.
02.11.2023 23:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got a new kitten. My dogs have reacted in two ways.
Kaylee: Mom! A kitten! Doing kitten things! HOLY SHIT!
CJ: a kitten! Must clean! Must sniff! Must PLAY!
Phyaics?! They don't need no stinking physics!
01.11.2023 01:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mine are herding dogs too. Kaylee (female) has the general tolerance of the breed for baby shenanigans.
CJ wants to care for the kitten (mostly lick it clean) and play. Except he doesn't speak cat, so mostly he freaks the baby out.
She says that it was comfy and round and you have unrealistic expectations of kitten discretion.
01.11.2023 00:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like the cut of his jib.
31.10.2023 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A large gray cat perched on the arm of a darker gray sofa. She is peering inside a large dog crate at the small kitten interloper.
She is beautiful and looks like my girl Smokey. Here she is inspecting the new arrival before deciding that meh. Kitten is not hers.
31.10.2023 23:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small grey and white tabby kitten, curled into a little ball, sound asleep.
He has nodded aomberly and says he will get right on that.
He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.
Current situation:
My female dog is fine with kittens. She is remarkably tolerant of kitten shenanigans. She lets me know when she thinks the kitten needs attention and otherwise ignores him.
My make dog wants to take care of the kitten SO BADLY but he gets overexcited
Omg. Cuddle that baby immediately.
31.10.2023 22:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also I need pictures.
31.10.2023 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dogs and cats living together. MASS HYSTERIA
31.10.2023 22:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh my God.
31.10.2023 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
