Helen, Tina's Boob Punch

This is why I laugh really hard at people who are like “oh it’s a herbivore, it’s safe to pet.” Bitch have you seen a rhino

😆 Well put.

And they can kill you with a kick.

The majority never would, but even the sweetest horse can panic. People need to remember that too.

And still has yet to learn that the American Southwest is a thing that exists apparently

Heh.

The complete omission of Southwest as a category, however... 😒

tothechaos on tumblr: "going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace" self-replies with the soldier shopped into the produce section of a very bougie supermarket: "$12.95 for 8.50z of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

2:30! That's when I go to bed! 😆

Oh my gosh. You must be exhausted.

This IS fighting back. This is what resistance looks like. What were you expecting?!?

It's people, standing up to power. You may not think those people are particularly interesting. That's fine. You go help, then.

Oh, it's too late. Those crops are going to rot unsold.

My sympathies to any US farmers who voted for MVP Harris. I know they tend to break Republican, but it's not a monolith. There had to have been some exceptions, and I'm sorry for them.

Ooo lovely 😊

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

a cartoon drawing of a cup of coffee and a donut with a face on it Alt: Cartoon drawing, a cheerful blue cup of coffee tries to wake a sleeping pink-glazed sprinkled donut The donut also appears happy but is having none of it; it is deeply asleep and not waking up

WHY am I AWAKE at this UNCIVILIZED HOUR

*sigh*

Guess I'll make some coffee

On the up side, the Novavax effect is kicking in and I'm having almost no arthritis/fibromyalgia/bursitis/CMV pain today, so far!

going to the ER this afternoon...found these unsold pieces while straightening up my 'studio'...i guess this is a studio sale, happy to take better pics of anything $150 + shipping each

reskeets would be greatly appreciated
#robots #bskyart🎨

As today is World Octopus Day I’ll again mention that a Spanish equivalent to “like a fish out of water” is como un pulpo en un garaje. It means “like an octopus in a garage.”

Morning!

Babies and dogs, always a winner 😄

🌦️ ☕️ ☕️☕️

Lizzie had her reasons I ain't mad at her

a baby is laying on top of a bed of dogs and a dog is licking it . Alt: Baby settles in and goes to sleep among a pile of dogs One of the dogs seems a little bit worried about this and licks the baby as if to try to get the baby up, but that baby looks pretty well asleep already That's where the gif ends

😆

🎶
There were ten in the bed and the little one said
Move over, move over
*thud*
There were nine in the bed and the little one said
Move over, move over
*thud*
There were eight in the bed and the little one said...

🤭

Those things are getting better and better, I can't even keep up with all the new ones now

Promotional art for The House That Dripped Blood (1971) Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing A lady with a corpse mouth is holding Peter Cushing's head on a bloody silver platter He's still talking

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We're going to need more towels.

“Only you can stop the killing. You must sleep with me”

Also writing that known. Pure gold

#FrightClub #FullMoonFrights

Yeah, I thought it would be! But nope, it's like shingles, except only one shot.

Got flu and pneumonia last week too. Think I might start unmasking in a couple weeks! My health is so compromised, it's been too risky, but I am so well protected now.

Good luck with the flu one when you get it!

#fullmoonfrights #frightclub

Her parents never should have encouraged her. I mean, encourage your kids, but, you know. Maybe don't encourage them all the way to the world stage, is all.

The attention gets addictive. (Addicting? Addictive? You know what I mean!)

Are you trying to say he's violating the Constitution? It sounds like you're trying to say he's violating the Constitution.

Do you need some help with this? 📎

Do you have $8 to spare for our hay drive? donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha...

This RSV 💉 is kickin my ass

I looked up side effects and it's totes normal but it really, really feels like flu onset

But! It's a one and done! You only need it once, even if you're on the early side like me

And there's strawberry ice cream for the sore throat 🍨

A mini Australian shepherd sitting in a multicolored sidewalk design that says GOOD DOG, gazing up with the bright blue eyes of a haunted Victorian child.

THIS DOG IS GOOD TOO even tho she’s been barkin all day 😗

A tortoise shell doggie sitting in front of a multicolored bright pattern on a sidewalk that says GOOD DOG with an arrow pointing at this obviously good dog.

🚨 WE HAVE A GOOD DOG 🚨

aaaaa you're a genius

TOOTHY POTATO 🥰

very fresh, almost no eyes at all

🤣

He does have real reasons. But he's very hard to take.

#TheBabadook