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Olav Folland

@teholav.bsky.social

Artist, Cook, pretending to be an author. Assume art is (c) me unless stated https://olavf.com https://nomdujour.net https://follandfamily.com/ Mastodon @olavf@theweird.space Signal: olavf.01 Caffeine fund https://ko-fi.com/olavf

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Latest posts by teholav.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Donate to Support Denaโ€™s Final Journey to See Friends, organized by Dena Ricketts My name is Dena, and I am facing a terminal illness. As I navigate this diffโ€ฆ Dena Ricketts needs your support for Support Denaโ€™s Final Journey to See Friends

If you know me you know I never post this sort of thing

Anyway a dear friend has small cell lung cancer & is gonna die. Like w/ treatment 1-2 years *tops* and would love to see friends she's known for a good 20 years. So if you could pitch on $5 I'd appreciate it

www.gofundme.com/f/support-de...

16.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, 4โ€™33 may be playing on repeat at the Kennedy Center at this rate.

27.01.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Plastic water bottle that says Aquafina made with 100% recycled plastic"

Plastic water bottle that says Aquafina made with 100% recycled plastic"

Good to know my water is recycled. I hope it's BPA free.

24.12.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Zod the Electric Beaver Zod powered on one day to find their tail not functioning. They need to have it fixed privately, but the one person that could be trusted has mysteriously disappeared

Why not surprise your friends with the gift of a free ebook?

www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...

14.12.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So long as it isn't the e-store. Ick.

14.12.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brisket is beautiful tho

14.12.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
large stack of holiday cards and envelopes. The cards are mostly obscured by a band of paper holding them together

large stack of holiday cards and envelopes. The cards are mostly obscured by a band of paper holding them together

Woohoo our cards have arrived! Next up: printing labels. So if you've moved please let me know soon. If you'd like to get a card please let me know (international addresses are okay, we already send out a dozen or so)
#holiday #cards #photo #art

14.12.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ReCalibri They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway

I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.

Iโ€™m waiting for Googleโ€™s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions ๐Ÿ‘‡

11.12.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2100    ๐Ÿ” 925    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

So it's holiday card season. We're currently sending out 170 cards and have room for a few more

So if you're on the list, dm me if you've moved. If you're not on the list DM me. I can send cards pretty much anywhere except Russia

08.12.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black-and-white abstract photo of a circular metal frame with radiating bars visible beneath a thin layer of rainwater on a tabletop.

Black-and-white abstract photo of a circular metal frame with radiating bars visible beneath a thin layer of rainwater on a tabletop.

A little abstract moment created by rainwater on a tabletop, metal, reflections, and texture blending together. ๐Ÿ’งโœจ

#Photography #Abstract #Monochrome #Textures #ArtInTheOrdinary

07.12.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prosecutors this is the other kind of club

08.12.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who put little antlers on their cars: we arenโ€™t stupid, we can still tell they are cars

07.12.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1106    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Scientists take an atomic clock on the road and use it to measure the height of a mountain Scientists took a clock out of the lab and into the French Alps for a riveting experiment.

Time is affected by gravity, so if you synchronise two clocks at one altitude and move one to a different altitude you can measure the difference in time, and thus the vertical difference

(Time moves faster the lower the gravity)

www.washingtonpost.com/national/hea...

08.12.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my new favorite phrases is "I'd rather shit in my hand and clap"

08.12.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it's holiday card season. We're currently sending out 170 cards and have room for a few more

So if you're on the list, dm me if you've moved. If you're not on the list DM me. I can send cards pretty much anywhere except Russia

08.12.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were playing AC/DC last time I was there.

07.12.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reposting because anyone interested in what's happening needs to follow every good legal reporter out there. Geidner's first rate. I subscribe. There are others worth following/subscribing to, as well. Starting with Geidner is an excellent way to get into this.

30.11.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Windshield washer bucket at a gas station with a photo of "fresh coffee" and the caption "oh, no you don't. Not going to fall for that one again"

Windshield washer bucket at a gas station with a photo of "fresh coffee" and the caption "oh, no you don't. Not going to fall for that one again"

25.11.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arcadia. 8.5 x 11. 2024, analog collage. #collage #analogcollage #traditionalcollage #scissorspaperglue #cutandpaste #surrealism #papercollage #byhand #moderncollage #modernart #collagen #collageanรกlogo

15.05.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm firing up the Weber for a rotisserie. Sage rub.

24.11.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It made the mistake of mentioning rotisserie turkey so I guess that's why I'm doing this year.

It's been ages since I've done anything T-Day so it should be fun.

19.11.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Verizon plans a harsh change after major customer losses Verizon has been on a downward spiral this year after it frustrated its phone customers with a series of price increases rolled out over the past few months. During the third quarter of this year, Ver...

Verizon: Price increases are costing us customers
Also Verizon: We need to fire people and AI

finance.yahoo.com/news/verizon...

16.11.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump... doesn't even know what part of his body got the MRI

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

16.11.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone is guilty, they're guilty. Most dems would agree

16.11.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽฏ

15.11.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24128    ๐Ÿ” 7818    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 347    ๐Ÿ“Œ 238

TMO mis-accounted and owed me like $0.47 They negative billed me for months despite me trying to be nice to them. Eventually I gave up trying and some months later someone figured it out after I ignored them

16.11.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PREDICTION: Donald Trump's grave will be America's busiest gender neutral bathroom.

06.11.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 587    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

TImes were different a few years ago and I unfortunately can't run a negative balance. So I enjoy as I can :)

07.11.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I drink plenty of well stuff because I simply can't afford otherwise. But I have a small collection where you might like Old Oaks which is a uniquely barrel-aged gin.

07.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gin works too. Two shots for editing.

07.11.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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