Jacob 💚

Left to right: a black cat, a beige cat, and an orange cat all sleeping next to each other on a comfy fur chair.

Snuggle bugs

Bit my tongue while eating. Need someone to kiss it better... 👉👈

A black cat and orange cat sleeping head to toes forming a circle.

Yin and Yang

Brown rice, beef steak, and egg with spring onions in a white bowl.

Shef

I am ashamed to admit that I find the American accent attractive

A medium-sized beige cat lays on a man's lap upside down with its legs in the air.

Bfs cat rotated on the x axis

It's officially Spring now. How long until the seasonal depression goes away?

I just can't imagine or internalise the US literacy crisis. The idea of not being able to read or write is just so alien to me, the whole not being able to imagine not knowing what you started learning in early childhood

Do I reckon someone with a paving slab fetish watched Love and Monsters and just exploded in the epilogue

An edited version of the 'The Myth of "Consensual" Sex' meme. "I consent" "I consent" "I consent" They're having a threesome

Cecil was right. #Invincible is letting his immaturity and ego override reason. He's a walking nuke, did he really not expect the GDA to have emergency measures?

Reddit screenshot: r/gaming u/executor-of-judgement Valve bans all Steam games that require watching advertisements to play.

Common Valve W

Satellite image of my old primary school. Satellite photo taken December 2006.

Looking at history imagery of my primary school and unlocking core memories how's your Friday night going?

Why have I trapped myself with a #Steam library of cool thinky games and RTS, why did previous me not have any brain rot shooters in his periphery smh

A TikTok shop advertisement for a black hoodie bearing white kanji and a red swastika.

I get the feeling this isn't the bhuddist interpretation

Criminal Minds copaganda fan cos I'm horny for the FBI twink

Never heard of this person and am glad I haven't. Christ

Here's something that really bothers me. I will never be able to experience all human art before I die. It is created faster than I can consume it. Music, theatre, painting, writing. All of it will outlive me

A box of Texan style BBQ Beef Brisket with a Texas style BBQ sauce. The Beef brisket is out of the box and is only 20% the size of the box.

The size of the box Vs the size of the meat, chat have I been scammed

Love it when a guy posts cock on main no OF link or PayPal, just doing it for the love of the game 🫡

Screenshot of Reddit post. r/TheLastAirbender Sub-bending Picture shows scene from Avatar The Last Airbender of an Avatar using all four elements, fire, earth, water, air.

Bf doing this to me rn

A railway bogey with the word "FAG" engraved on it.

Me if I was a railway bogey hydraulic suspension system

IQ Test Made by Mensa Norway Your IQ was measured to 131 [Bell-curve chart displays score compared to average] Your IQ was measured to 131 which is equivalent to the 98th percentile, with a standard deviation of 15. Are you smart enough for Mensa? Visit Mensa.no for a controlled test in Norway.

smort

A modified news headline reads: "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting" A bald man smiles in a picture below the headline.

Screenshot of Bluesky 'report post' screen. It reads: "Spam Excessive mentions or replies Select the moderation service(s) to report to (Checked) Bluesky Moderation Service Optionally pro ice additional information below: It's Spam. Send report"

Folks, two things can be true: alcohol is bad for you (true) and it's nice to have a drink or two from time to time (also true)

If being told alcohol is unhealthy makes you mad you may need to examine your relationship with it

My stomach just made the Steam 'New message from' sound chat what does this mean

A screenshot of my Gmail, it reads: "Thank you for your recent transaction on Steam. The items below have been added to your Steam library."

Someone stop me

I haven't moved out of my seat all year

I haven't been outside this year