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@heygreenguy.bsky.social

Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality. The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.

116 Followers  |  308 Following  |  865 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2023  |  1.826

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Like it probably doesn't *need* to be there, but it's fine as an extra nod toward the bit.

14.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

iirc there are a few jokes in the Shadow Moses section that explicitly reference the PS3/Blu-ray discs/Sixaxis controller, so unless they were planning on removing them entirely it kinda does make sense to have a note.

14.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If she questions why you were up late, you can say that you were proving you were Too Cool to Fool. The evidence is *right there.*

14.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can practically hear the sort of worn-out metal-scraping sounds that every part of these would make when handled. Incredible work on the details.

14.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A panel from the comic Achewood. A dog character is driving a cube-shaped car with "ED'S PANS" written across the front of it. He says, "I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"

A panel from the comic Achewood. A dog character is driving a cube-shaped car with "ED'S PANS" written across the front of it. He says, "I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"

Being in trouble is a fake idea

14.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Large fan of "old video game character with a name that was innocent at the time, made into a problem now"

13.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

yo check it out I made a version that just embeds how cool is that?

13.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16795    πŸ” 5235    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 348
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The Swarm Within

12.02.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It lit up!?

12.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3979    πŸ” 793    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

it's hard not to think about how 5 or 10 years from now, the shooters (and games writ large) we'll be reverently talking about will still be the same ones we talk about now (DOOM 2016, Titanfall 2, etc) because there is no money going around to make new ones of those happen. we are in purgatory.

11.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 855    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
Where are you from?
2026
What
I mean your location
What is your location?
Yes
Do you have cash app or PayPal or chime
I have all of those
Okay
I forgot another piece of information
Okay
What is your PayPal, chime or cashapp?
I'm pregnant from a dog
What
Don't you understand me

Where are you from? 2026 What I mean your location What is your location? Yes Do you have cash app or PayPal or chime I have all of those Okay I forgot another piece of information Okay What is your PayPal, chime or cashapp? I'm pregnant from a dog What Don't you understand me

Are you playing me here?
Did you send the money yet
I don't because you don't send me correct information to send money there
1 am on Paypal
Okay
What is your PayPal?
paypal.com
0mg
Don't you understand me
it's for the baby
Ok
What is your PayPal name
Paypal

Are you playing me here? Did you send the money yet I don't because you don't send me correct information to send money there 1 am on Paypal Okay What is your PayPal? paypal.com 0mg Don't you understand me it's for the baby Ok What is your PayPal name Paypal

a variant of β€œeveryone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is β€œsometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”

11.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1518    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

decided to show some more progress since you guys like it so much

4K ULTRA GAMEPLAY REVEAL TEASER

11.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 724    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 8
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they found the seal that calls people gay

10.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1228    πŸ” 535    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11
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haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

10.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1635    πŸ” 627    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12
Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam

https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020

https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

10.02.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7449    πŸ” 3342    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 157
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ayy i have the whole meme!

10.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is so true

10.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1222    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 12

Mr. Do!'s dark secret is out: He was British all along.

09.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13414    πŸ” 4254    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 13

Ah, guess that gives me an excuse to update mine slightly.

09.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here

08.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1483    πŸ” 1250    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 24
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a pixel art drawing of a pokemon with a purple tail and a white head . Alt: Mienshao doing the thing it never does in the games.

Mine's this fucking thing, both for soloing half of White for me, and for being cursed with a shit gimmick. (everything says they use their fur like whips for martial arts, but their in-game skillset is just "all the jump kick moves that kill you if they miss")

One day, it'll get anything.

09.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, sorry to hear he didn't enjoy Kid Rock's performance.

09.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban

08.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4290    πŸ” 570    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 38
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Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7306    πŸ” 2240    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 61

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