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hands down the best part of dragon age veilguard

I noticed that some of you guys really haven’t been holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity on here

Leaned back too far in my office chair and startled myself out of a very in depth brainstorm about a case like I’m in Inception

They have yaoi at Target now

Your honor, my client was just living that life Von Dutch

Clerk asked me if I’d be sending my assistant to pick up some records I requested. I am a public defender. I am the assistant.

The Wicked Press Tour has been incredible if not only because the actresses are behaving as if they made a movie about the Holocaust

good morning. yuki morning.

Easily my favorite song that both makes me really emotional and contains multiple uses of “SKRRRT”

Really unique and exciting developments on TikTok

if you even care

need her so bad

Encouraging all the DAs I work with to go see Wicked this weekend so that they can learn a valuable lesson about how your perception that a person is the villain is not always correct

“Where’s Nestor?” Almost certainly devoured in that terrifying maw of his

I know he’d have the most upsetting Titan form

I’m lingering on Twitter at the moment for dm purposes. I can play tonight thank you for asking!!

I try to do it in court at least once a week!

How your email finds me

Okay I figured out the drafts issue

I love stabbing a dagger into a large map on a wooden table in order to indicate what the next destination in my quest is

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Choice of evils is by far my favorite defense to endorse in a case, even though the name is fucking stupid.

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

A small white tabby cat sitting on a bookshelf with turtle figurines

Yuki loves hanging out on the shelf where I keep my turtle figurines

the most important thing you can do on a website is talk shit in the group dm and talk shit on your alt. both are currently unachievable here

didn’t ask if you were feeling it. I said I was. no need to be like this

If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys

I live to serve!

My friendship with @formeresq.bsky.social is very important to me cause one moment we’re doing “deep convo about our respective client focused jobs and responsibilities” and the next we’re doing “I want to feed Viktor Arcane soup”

words escape me