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thought that was the line for ET for a second

15.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime

12.11.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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@reckless.bsky.social am i reading too much into this or has bob iger decided to wage the next front of espn’s war on youtube tv through a softball interview on the mnf manningcast

10.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re gonna eat you. With forks.

10.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1999    πŸ” 296    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps

10.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 577    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

me golfing

09.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ppr, pick one of devonta smith/khalil shakir/jauan jennings for my flex spot

09.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jaywillis.net bears :)

09.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jaywillis.net bears?

09.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

with the way that drive went for penn state it sure had value for indiana

08.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am BEGGING sports media covering Ausberry as the new AD at LSU to include this in their coverage. If you don’t, you are bad at your job and should be embarrassed.

05.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

02.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2408    πŸ” 423    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 20

bzzt wrongo

31.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is infuriating, saddening, and incredibly well-reported by radley

27.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

sometimes a mistake costs thousands of dollars and several laser treatments to remedy. but that doesn’t mean you should be forgiven for never bothering to remedy it.

22.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so this is just murder. i’ve worked these cases before. often these boats are driven by young men from poor south american villages sold a bill of goods by a cartel, with no prior relationship to drug trafficking. they’re just murdering people.

15.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing that’s jarring about these clips to me is that this isn’t even (usually) how normal cops initiate traffic stops or remove people from cars. i’ve seen all sorts of fleeing and eluding bodycam that don’t approach how thuggish these psycho ice agents look

11.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got employee of the month at work today

01.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is this a blog topic

28.09.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro have you seen the ai noah’s ark one yet

28.09.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

28.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jaywillis.net the Cal Golden Football Bears

27.09.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in general i find fascinating the minor artistic changes they make to carrie underwood’s sunday night football theme song rendition every year. like a few years ago when they had her doing four different chord changes like love on top beyonce

22.09.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah like you could probably squeeze β€œcommanders” in that in a way you can’t with washington or football team

22.09.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t imagine so, β€œ____ and ___ in a nasty showdown” or whatever only works if both the blanks are filled with one or two syllable words. lest they want carrie going full busta rhymes on it

22.09.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tampa excellence babey

19.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you know how hard you have to fuck up to have that geriatric trump-loving psycopath (the judge, merryday) go to town on you in an order like this

19.09.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tennessee fans holding up signs saying GOOODESSEE VOCKYTEPS

Tennessee fans holding up signs saying GOOODESSEE VOCKYTEPS

13.09.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

yeah i’m pretty sure he was always just one of the penn & teller brand of libertarians (non-pedophile edition)

31.08.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
30.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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