@hammond.bsky.social
the instrument of a superior design
i’ll even forgive the repeated orlando slams
23.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you @hellocullen.bsky.social
23.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0holy shit strip law is so funny
23.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As the guy who pays all the protestors, bonuses for an audible “Fuck ICE” chant at the Seahawks game, we just approved the budget for it
25.01.2026 23:37 — 👍 1856 🔁 157 💬 9 📌 7
Pats fan holding a sign that says “the good old days are back” ew
All due respect lady you go to hell
25.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 2072 🔁 140 💬 63 📌 31Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
24.01.2026 23:40 — 👍 6378 🔁 2035 💬 34 📌 16congrats to @rava.bsky.social
20.01.2026 04:15 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0he is the rule-proving exception
19.01.2026 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in crunch time the team blessed by the pope decided it needed a hail mary, makes perfect sense
19.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0seems like too simple a concept to get diced up on
18.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you will not sneak this coded tua cope past me
12.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@natetice.bsky.social colby parkinson vindication
11.01.2026 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1admittedly “Jesus rejected the arrogance of many leaders” made me giggle
09.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he at least comes into every game sounding like he wants to be here, even if he says dumb wrong shit sometimes
05.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gunner stockton made a deal with satan where he’s gifted the arm talent to make incredible throws on the run but only if he gets his shit rocked as soon as the ball leaves his band
02.01.2026 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i hope he doin a little better now lmao
01.01.2026 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Attempting to explain AO3
27.12.2025 01:43 — 👍 1115 🔁 171 💬 7 📌 0jets century of humiliation continues apace
28.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we’re trying to #FuckUpForFernando, i hope the patriots hang a hundred
28.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0most recently buffalo trace but it varies. my people love using the holidays to gift some small batch bottle from new york or portland or wherever
26.12.2025 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a great legal mind, and michael
25.12.2025 15:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0got a spare room in florida if you need to crash, cuz this shit sucks so bad
24.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seth “Freakin” Claus
24.12.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you post feet
24.12.2025 16:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0jets are obviously up there with how consistently they move out of contention to draft the qb they want
21.12.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my most prescient take pregame was my friend telling me he took bama ML and me responding “i think ty simpson might leave this game with a collapsed lung”
20.12.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
15.12.2025 02:42 — 👍 13938 🔁 1738 💬 177 📌 78@qbklass.bsky.social daiyan “two hands” henley
14.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yes lord please
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