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(code) monkey teleported to a gleaming scifi future, looking for sunlight and caves

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I do all this work to convince people that, unlike Dutch, German is a real language and then a company goes and names itself Gangolf Eierschmalz

24.09.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHello and welcome to episode one of cooking with David Mitchell. Today Iโ€™m attempting eggs benedict, a breakfast so needlessly elaborate it could only have been invented by people with a profound misunderstanding of hungerโ€

30.07.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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๐ŸŽ‰โœจ A warm thank you to Pretalx for supporting EuroPython 2025! We're proud to be a space where communities come together, and we value the opportunity to collaborate with other communities and open-source projects. ๐Ÿ™Œ pretalx.org

08.07.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A framed 14x11 motivational poster from IBM. It has a gray background. The header says โ€œQualityโ€ and there is an inset frame of Challenger on the launchpad. The bottom says โ€œDefect Preventionโ€ฆ It Matters.โ€ with a classic IBM logo in white.

A framed 14x11 motivational poster from IBM. It has a gray background. The header says โ€œQualityโ€ and there is an inset frame of Challenger on the launchpad. The bottom says โ€œDefect Preventionโ€ฆ It Matters.โ€ with a classic IBM logo in white.

I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was.

I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one.

Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

25.06.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1339    ๐Ÿ” 398    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Amazing ego-deflating moment yesterday at lunch. Staff member comes over. โ€˜I think we have one of your books in the office.โ€™
Me (smugly flattered): thatโ€™s entirely possible.
He: yes, you left it here last time you visited.

22.02.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1644    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Still funny to me that the only reason we have country-level TLDs is because University College London academics got pissy about having to be on .edu with the Americans.

(Also why the main British domain is .uk not .gb)

21.02.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have used the phrase "we nailed legs to a dog to make an octopus" a lot in technical reviews of late

15.01.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This whole thread is fascinating, particularly as a key part of the treatment for anxiety it describes is the ancient Assyrian for "get really into Warhammer"

31.01.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ok that is so wild though. the thought that your vision slowly turns more and more yellowish just by โ€ฆ getting older sounds both so reasonable and so screaming-inducing

01.02.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go play with the lights in the dark on the Autobahn. (Germany)

or

Go catch the lights in the dark on the Autobahn. (Germany)

02.10.2024 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I particularly like "vai se fuder com cobra pra ter filho comprido" (go fuck a snake and have lengthy kids)

02.10.2024 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Just realised I forgot to mention my favourite Hungarian way of telling someone to get lost, which is szarj egy taliga aprรณsรผnt. It means โ€œgo shit a wheelbarrowโ€™s worth of tiny hedgehogsโ€

* and if the person asks why the hedgehogs are tiny, you respond with โ€œmore fit into the wheelbarrow that wayโ€

03.10.2024 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

If you want to tell someone to leave you alone while in the Basque Country, you canโ€™t go wrong with zoaz antzarak ferratzera, or โ€œgo put horseshoes on a gooseโ€

02.10.2024 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favourite Polish phrase for telling someone to feck off (or shut up) is idลบ do parku sufit malowaฤ‡. It means โ€œgo to the park and paint the ceilingโ€

02.10.2024 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Six colourful fuck offs from around the world:

6. Go comb a monkey (Brazil)
5. Go ski into a spruce (Finland)
4. Go fry some asparagus (Colombia)
3. Go get fucked by a blind bear (Albania)
2. Go take it in your ass from a runaway donkey (Italy)
1. Go back home, your mother made you waffles (France)

02.10.2024 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1201    ๐Ÿ” 284    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

King John calls Hiss a Procrastinating Python and could've just, y'know, tagged me instead

30.04.2023 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new trick to get rid of tabs that I want to โœจ process โœจ before closing them: just dump all thoughts in my notebook blog. no need for anybody to read it, just helps me to get it out of my brain.

first attempt today: cs lewis reviewing LotR https://ramble.rixx.de/2023/04/29/lewis-tolkien.html

29.04.2023 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at this point, I just use it so friends know implicitly if I'm replying from my phone (might be bored but won't write long texts) or from my laptop (happy to write a ton, but no pictures)

29.04.2023 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฆ‹ Bluesky Berlin Meetup #1 - Picnic in the Park ยท Luma

๐Ÿฆ‹ first bluesky berlin meetup! ๐Ÿฆ‹

๐Ÿ“ volkspark friedrichshain
๐Ÿ•‘ TOMORROW! sunday! (4/30), 2 pm
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ https://w3w.co/pitching.makes.straw
๐Ÿงบ bring blankets, snacks, drinks!

pls RSVP ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆ‹: https://lu.ma/xybv2b2z

29.04.2023 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

phone just reminded me that self-made masks and good times in a friend's parents' garden was three years ago, and โ€ฆ idk, it doesn't feel like "it's still March 2020", and it doesn't feel wildly out of sync, but it still surprised me somehow

29.04.2023 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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