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Archon of the Quabbin Cooperative, 4th Baron of Blueberry Hill, Mad Scientist, Cheese Specialist He/Him

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4 frame comic. a guy with a red cap asks Stephie : stop saying that
fascism is a right-
wing thing. what
about stalin or mao?
checkmate, leftist.

she replies :
authoritarianism
isn't a synonym of fascism.
fascism is ultra-nationalist,
whereas communism, with or
without the authoritarianism,
is against any form of
nationalism.

fascism is a conservative
ideology obsessed with
national purity that teams
up with big businesses to
maintain itself in power.
that's why it's considered
far-right.
but why do you care so
much? do you think fascism
would suddenly become
acceptable to left-wingers
if it had a leftist spin to it?
sounds like something that
someone who finds fascism
acceptable would think.

4 frame comic. a guy with a red cap asks Stephie : stop saying that fascism is a right- wing thing. what about stalin or mao? checkmate, leftist. she replies : authoritarianism isn't a synonym of fascism. fascism is ultra-nationalist, whereas communism, with or without the authoritarianism, is against any form of nationalism. fascism is a conservative ideology obsessed with national purity that teams up with big businesses to maintain itself in power. that's why it's considered far-right. but why do you care so much? do you think fascism would suddenly become acceptable to left-wingers if it had a leftist spin to it? sounds like something that someone who finds fascism acceptable would think.

Why is fascism right-wing?

08.11.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Tell me again, who's suppressing Christians?

08.11.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Garfield: LOST MEDIA FOUND
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous Garfield: LOST MEDIA FOUND

I came across a promo Garfield VHS for an old Embassy Suites sweepstakes for travel agencies this is Garfield: In Search of the Suite Life!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZbK...

07.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
The thumbnail for my video on Star Trek's "The Way to Eden." Annoying space hippies sing folk songs while Kirk screams in the foreground.

The thumbnail for my video on Star Trek's "The Way to Eden." Annoying space hippies sing folk songs while Kirk screams in the foreground.

I guess eventually I had to talk about Star Trek's stupid space hippie episode. My video all about it is now public, please share!
youtu.be/bnaxqPZuD54

07.11.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 12
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say β€œif you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt

2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say β€œif you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt

rip πŸ˜”

04.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2744    πŸ” 736    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 12
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Omg I’m dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€¦so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... πŸ˜„ Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

05.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3161    πŸ” 826    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 170

Ooooh. So THIS is why you were only manager for our old bosses for like a few months a decade ago. Maybe YOU'RE the problem?

05.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been my experience that almost everyone who says to me "don't talk to me like that!", talks to ME like that ALL. THE. TIME.

04.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exododus sounds like some late 1990s point & click mystery adventure game. In fact (opens GIMP, delves into very old CGI files I made 20 years ago). You're welcome.

03.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

03.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 24137    πŸ” 10890    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 182
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Behold my life size Enoch prop! I set this up for my Halloween party that I held last week. You'll also note the Pottsfieldian I also made that's sitting at Enoch's base. I have another Pottsfieldian I'm working on, but they weren't done in time. #OverTheGardenWall #Enoch #Halloween

03.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump with guest at his Gatsby party on Halloween

Trump with guest at his Gatsby party on Halloween

Close up of Trump from same pic. Lookin rough.

Close up of Trump from same pic. Lookin rough.

There is so little real justice in this world. So if you can, enjoy the fact that Trump is one of the most miserable people alive.

Look at that closeup: a rictus of pain, confusion, anger, paranoia, exhaustion. Rapidly increasing illness and dementia. And it’s only gonna get worse for him.

02.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 14
Russell Up Some Grub 121: Bluey Cereal
YouTube video by Cinematic For The People Russell Up Some Grub 121: Bluey Cereal

We've got a brand new Russell Up Some Grub for you! This time I try Bluey Cereal! #breakfast #cereal #Bluey #Kix #review #letstry #food

02.11.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CFTP Extra: Halloween 2025 Soda Taste Test Challenge
YouTube video by Cinematic For The People CFTP Extra: Halloween 2025 Soda Taste Test Challenge

Here's CFTP's Halloween 2025 Soda Taste Test Challenge! #Halloween #soda #pop #letstry #reaction #food #review #drink #beverage #weird

02.11.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WTFIWWY Live - Little Temu of Horrors - 10/27/25
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air WTFIWWY Live - Little Temu of Horrors - 10/27/25

🎡Suddenly magnets🎡
🎡Are going inside you🎡
🎡You don't need utensils🎡
🎡You won't have to poop!🎡

02.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Curse of the Swamp Creature is also pretty bad, but still not nearly as bad as The Naked Witch. Swamp Creature still brings the boredom though. Near endless establishing shots, and scenes of people walking and/or boating to places. But at least there's no narration!

01.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, Larry Buchanan. You could argue that the main reason he's worse than Coleman Francis is that Coleman only made three movies, while Larry made many more, so he's worse by volume at very least. Attack of the the Eye Creatures might actually be his best film in comparison to his other films.

01.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Art of a cute black kitten sitting on top of an annoyed skull with black candles burning

Art of a cute black kitten sitting on top of an annoyed skull with black candles burning

Tiny demon kitten wishes everyone a happy and safe #Halloween ! πŸ§‘πŸ–€πŸŽƒ

#kidlitart

31.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 464    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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The 2025 CFTP Halloween Special: Curse of the Swamp Creature Welcome to Cinematic For The People's 2025 Halloween Special! This year, we're venturing deep into a foreboding swamp in search of an elusive beast! His name is Larry Buchanan! And he's got a movie fo...

Since You Tube is being a butt again, here's a link to CFTP's 2025 Hallowen Special that we put up on Odysee! Happy Halloween everyone! #Halloween #MST3K #Rifftrax #comedy #movie #commentary #comedy #funny #scifi #horror #curse #swamp #creature #weird #strange #film #feature #reaction #letswatch

31.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Spider Man Unlimited #8 - Atop the Fourth Wall
YouTube video by Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall Spider Man Unlimited #8 - Atop the Fourth Wall

It's a Halloween miracle!

NEW EPISODE!

It's the 17th anniversary and it's the Spider-Men fighting really goofy terrorists!

youtu.be/VSdR1rJ1dMY

31.10.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

AND blocked. I've filed a dispute, cause there's no way in green hell this movie is anything other than public domain.

31.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pennywise (Ed Asner) and Georgie (Jordan Nagai) ride a balloon somewhereorotheridunno

"you'll float too"

Pennywise (Ed Asner) and Georgie (Jordan Nagai) ride a balloon somewhereorotheridunno "you'll float too"

IT (2017)

28.05.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Superman speaks to a crowd saying β€œlisten up folks. Call me what you want but I will never be a champion of nazism. I will not be anyone’s symbol of hate, racial prejudice and genocide!”

Panel 2: Superman continues saying β€œI am an American. Like all Americans, I must strive to be a champion of tolerance and diversity- Justice and kindness!”

Panel 3: onlookers smile as he continues saying β€œthat’s what being an American- a human being- means!”

Panel 4: Superman finishes saying β€œShame on you otherwise!”

Panel 1: Superman speaks to a crowd saying β€œlisten up folks. Call me what you want but I will never be a champion of nazism. I will not be anyone’s symbol of hate, racial prejudice and genocide!” Panel 2: Superman continues saying β€œI am an American. Like all Americans, I must strive to be a champion of tolerance and diversity- Justice and kindness!” Panel 3: onlookers smile as he continues saying β€œthat’s what being an American- a human being- means!” Panel 4: Superman finishes saying β€œShame on you otherwise!”

Words by Louise Simonson
Art by Jon Bogdanove

31.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing in a cemetery . Alt: A vintage black and white cartoon of four skeletons dancing in a circle in a cemetery.

The CFTP 2025 Halloween Special is rendering! It SHOULD be up tomorrow evening, just in time! It's thoroughly Larry Bucananized!

31.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ducktales: Transylvania WITH LYRICS [FLOSSTOBER 2025] - Brentalfloss
YouTube video by brentalfloss Ducktales: Transylvania WITH LYRICS [FLOSSTOBER 2025] - Brentalfloss

NEW VIDEO: Ducktales gets the Flosstober treatment!

It's "Ducktales: Transylvania WITH LYRICS"

30.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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The Halloworst 2025 | Nash Bozard Get more from Nash Bozard on Patreon

The time is upon us again: the best of the worst of this year's sexy Halloween costumes!

www.patreon.com/posts/hallow...

30.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: Reserve Bidding on auctions is bad actually and should be illegal.

28.10.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

26.12.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 26941    πŸ” 35176    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 392
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

27.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4128    πŸ” 1418    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 85

None of the fuckups, foibles, mis-steps or boneheaded policies are actually a secret plot to destroy the United States so (whatever) can take over.

If they wanted to do that, they'd just fucking do it. It's not like anyone's rushing to stop them.

Maybe just accept that they're evil *and* stupid.

27.10.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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