twunk satan

I get rage blackouts every time I think about it. EXTREMELY fuck that guy

I finished undergrad 15 years ago and *still* have anxiety dreams where I missed a requirement and my degree is invalidated. ADVISORS ARE NECESSARY.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I am, however, gonna complain the whole time

ughhhhhh, the stupid little mental health walks. “brain is sad because sun go bye-bye” is the DUMBEST problem to have and I’m so mad about it

yes yes, do it for my sake. even tho you DEFINITELY don’t need it yourself, that would be ridiculous

🤝

also: I’M SORRY

every year, I’m positive that THIS TIME the seasonal depresh won’t get me. and every year, December rolls around and fully body slams me.

😔

sweet melatonin, please save me from the acts of sleep schedule fuckening I have committed over the last four days

timeline cleanse: my cat loves hugs so much she revs the purring about it

Leave little Saruman alone.

perfect!

🫡

country too big, needs to be smaller :(

I fully do not want to deal with my family today, but we persevere I guess

what kind of knife skill would you even need to get TOASTED bread that small. I have so many questions.

the way she switches between voices is like a MAGIC TRICK

whomst among us

🤝😔

that’d be great!!

alas! thanks for letting me know

the future tense is so optimistic

do I need a fourth coffee today: no, but in an equally important way, yes

oooh! I’ve been wanting to try playing an actual game! do you know if me being US-based is likely to cause time zone problems?

the clues are subtle, but they’re there if you look closely

maybe i am going insane

sex befuddled! sex indifferent! sex disgruntled!

sorry for ur loss

lol. lmao even.