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Soap’s a bit tied up 🪢💥
#art #Soap #CoD

I had never really thought about the fact that The Lord of the Rings is the 500,000+ word version of “the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house” but here’s the explanation.

Pharmacists count as a healthcare provider! Not requiring a prescription means self-attestation at the pharmacy is still valid. The pharmacist may ask you what your risk factors are but if you have or attest to a CDC defined risk factor (including physical inactivity) you’re golden

Breathless.💀🔥🧼 Wip
#ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost

A monochrome, heavily focused drawing of Soap fucking Ghosts ass while touching his pierced cunt. This could be 09 Soap and Ghost, you decide, no idea if 09 Ghost would get to call him Johnny and not captain instead. The dialogue reads: Soap: So wet for me, doll. Ghost: Ah, Johnny...

A monochrome, heavily focused drawing of Ghost fucking Soaps ass while touching his t-dick while still wearing gloves. Ghost is heavily pierced. The dialogue reads: Ghost: One more, soldier. Soap: Fuck, Lt.

It's midnight, time to post some old stuff I am self conscious about but that I still like.
Some explorations.
[ #CoD ]

IF IT IS FICTION. IF IT IS MADE BETWEEN CONSENTING PARTIES.

IT IS NOT DANGEROUS.

YOU HAVE TO HOLD THIS LINE.

THEY WILL WEAPONIZE YOUR DISGUST REFLEX TO PUT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE BEHIND BARS.

I came for the frog saunas, and stayed for the dick-punch to capitalism:

Starting out my new bluesky career with the knives post everyone loved on tumblr #trigun

Visa and Mastercard reportedly coming for FAIRIES and CAT EARS

Get on the phone and ask them wtf is up because this even made me double take
bsky.app/profile/dark...

as an anarchist it causes me physical pain to be a “call your senators” bitch but please call your senators

Three comic panels - a soldier sits next to soap and notices his wedding band after he takes off his glove soldier 1: "long assignment, eh?" soap: "aye.." soap: "can't wait to get home after this" soldier 1: "what's this? are you married, sir?"

four comic panels of the soldier and soap conversing soap: "aye! going onto a year now." solider 1: "ain't that hard? with all the time away?" soap: "nah, he're both military" soldier 1: "I'll be damned! she pickin you up at the airfield, then?" soap: "HE sure is"

How B Squad met their father 🫡
(2/5)

#ghostsoap

A crop of a monochrome illustration of Douglas pushing Willow face first down to the ground. The dialogue reads: Douglas: It's so satisfying to see you like this, Golden Boy. Breathless and one with the dirt. Willow: Just shut - hch - up!

Douglas is cranking up the sweet talk today.

This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!

"Text excerpt quoting Sebastian Gorka, deputy assistant to President Donald Trump and senior director for counterterrorism, stating that a new draft U.S. Counterterrorism plan addresses questions about a transgender domestic terrorism classification. The passage notes that the plan, referred to as Trump 2.0’s domestic counterterrorism plan, is being reviewed by cabinet members and principals, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, intelligence officials Tulsi Gabbard, John Radcliffe, Kash Patel, and Trump adviser Stephen Miller."

There's already a draft policy to create a category of "transgender domestic terrorism" within the Trump administration. They could potentially classify all trans people as domestic extremists and terrorists just as Russia did.

The OTHERSIDE logo with a hazy purple-tinted fairyland, painted by Gustave Doré, as the background. Text: OTHERSIDE. Queer. Fantastic. Coming 2026. http://othersidespec.com, http://patreon.com/othersidespec. Background art is public domain, courtesy of the Art Institute of Chicago.

Welcome to OTHERSIDE, a magazine of speculative fiction and poetry by 2SLGBTQIA+ writers! This October, we’ll be fundraising on Kickstarter. Until then, you can join us on our Patreon! We’ll open for submissions in January 2026.

See thread for details! 🪐🗡️ (1/5)

Luo Binghe in a window frame, going through it into the sqq’s room. Crazy smile in place<3

can shizun stop running? #svsss #bingqiu

#SaveSpeech

so you see that there's a bunch of stuff that you need to call your representatives about lately re: free speech and censorship, but not sure what to do or where to start?

here's a handy guide with all the info you need!

www.congress.gov/members/find...
www.usa.gov/elected-offi...

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we’re not getting hit with the imperial boomerang so much as we built an automatic imperial boomerang-throwing device and loaded thousands and thousands of boomerangs into it

FINALLY read the aftg series which was a delight and a half, honestly kicking myself for not picking it up sooner

It’s a cat silently judging you in the nighttime

#aftg fandom r u here 👀👀

Offers you THEM

Wen Kexing👹

#woh #wordofhonor #tianyake

married retired and eyesight blurry 🫡
#simonghostriley

An illustration of a pleasantly surprised seaman on his back being pressed against the rock by his catch, a much bigger merman wearing an old divers helmet. The sun is cutting through the fog, illuminating the mermans translucent dick.

CW // Teratophilia

Catch of the Day

Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference. Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false: If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false. Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out

Hey Firefox users.

nitewrighter Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

i'm being so good and virtuous in my daily routine, why do i feel like i'm dying