Where are you based? If you can give me an idea of the issue, I might be able to help ☺️
27.05.2025 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I don’t! It’s gorgeous, but I don’t know the first thing about music ☹️. Mind, I’d love a typer with a Cyrillic keyboard and I can’t fathom that, either!
02.02.2025 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: “can you smell onions?”
Him: “no?”
Me: ”what, not even when they’re up really close?”
24.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: *chopping onions*
Wife: Are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
18.01.2025 19:02 — 👍 643 🔁 124 💬 9 📌 0
Brits! Do you have a trampoline in your garden? No? You will tomorrow!
#StormÉowen
23.01.2025 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Following my friend
Releases angst re Maga
With short poetry
23.01.2025 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is when the sky was indeed blue
19.08.2023 23:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stupid decision
Haikuing for next four years
Until Trump fucks off.
he/him, verified "likely human".
BAFTA for best writer lol.
Spanish/Galician/British/Londoner, innit. Comms person by day, travel/genealogy/history/language enthusiast when I’m not at work. About to embark on my next big adventure.
A.K.A. Justie or JH4C
Not actually a fan of coffee but this has been my name for over quarter of a century, so why change now?
Crypto and Finance Bros, AI evangelists, heavily pro/anti-religion, and "just-asking-questions" types need not apply.
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
Gunaikurnai Country, Australia.
White / Male / Straight / Cis / Ally Or Soyboy / snowflake / cuck depending on your point of view...
Doctor Who, senior copy editor, scruffy looking word herder, shortarse, Northern. Morgenmuffel.
Just a guy.
@stu_allen@mastodon.me.uk
Animator, Composer, Director, Scriptwriter, Voice Actor.
Odd ideas for a living.
Yes, you should hire me.
YT: https://youtube.com/@weebl
Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/mrweebl
Website : https://weebls-stuff.com
Line Tamer
Buy my zines!
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Tingleyville
He/Him. B3ta QOTW person and programmer at http://www.millerhare.com. This is my personal a/c at the moment I don’t have a separate - work a/c. I’m also at @chthonicionic@mastodon.online
Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀
That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.
B3ta.com, @fesshole.bsky.social, @anonopin.bsky.social
