Sascha Adler

We interrupt this World Series for a very touching thing and also some bullshit

only saving grace here is that the Dodgers are also having short innings

A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! --- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

Me on the toilet

love, mostly.

(also I've been here for almost five years)

Furthest in each direction I've been in Canada:

W: Vancouver, BC (Stanley Park maybe? The airport?)
S: Fort Erie, ON
E: Cape Spear, NL (not too far from my house)
N: Edmonton, AB (specifically Clareview LRT station. Lived there for over a year and never managed to go further north)

the kid named Sascha obviously

I can't say that I remember. It was a footlong, I think

I stood in line behind Wade Redden at the Rideau Centre Subway once

(this was the old food court)

Business insider screenshot: A major commodity trader received containers full of painted rocks instead of the $36 million shipment of copper it paid for

ea nasir is back baby awooo

I'm eating actual chicken shawarma in St. John's right now holy cow

"when [name redacted] grow up, [name redacted] have big nose like Daddy." (my kid's pronouns are 2nd/3rd person much of the time)

Thanks, kid.

Ha, didn't see that. I think that's supposed to be what the inside of a fishing room is supposed to look like but I'm no expert

They let you sit down in the actual interior these days

Dildo Brewing Co., exterior

the beer here is pretty good

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

hope you're enjoying LA transit, it's surprisingly great

pretty clear that Zionism is a threat to all Jews not in Israel, and arguably Israelis too in the end

Surprised Pikachu, which looks a lot like Micah's screenshot (in my opinion)

finally, somewhere I can store a banana and two plums while walking around

A snowy yard at night time.

I'd love to check out the aurora but this is the weather I'm contending with

RIP Matt Spezza. "Contery on are backs" genuinely ripped, you were all of us that day.

happy 2024 from my weird bespoke timezone

I think Chris Neil did this in a playoff series one time and the Sens got a five minute power play out of it

I've been unnecessarily pissed off that Stützle deservedly got his but Brännström never did

Brännström got his umlauts on his jersey!

the five nights at freddy's movie (?!) ad featuring a spooky piano rendition of Votre toast...'s chorus with at least one wrong note is driving me crazy

The Onion's sickos cartoon, with Ottawa Senators logos and Russian text, in honour of Artem Zub scoring.

gotta rescue this from elsewhere

it's my birthday and I will utter a solemn "go sens go" if I want to

sens