A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

They were also delusional on their strength versus the strength of the North.

The last treaty resolving the hostilities is the 2+4 treaty allowing for German reunification in 1991.

She cancelled 16 shows because of COVID-19.

Didn’t they try this between NBA/WNBA players and 3-on-3 basketball teams and the 3-on-3 specialists walked away with an easy win?

How many billions of dollars would a Commanders stadium subsidy be? An investimagation I had a long chat with University of Colorado Denver economist Geoffrey Propheter on Friday to try to nail down exactly how much the total subsidy — in government cash, discounted land, and tax breaks...

The Commanders stadium itself, it's becoming clear, is only an amuse-bouche for the far bigger subsidy Josh Harris is set to receive via rent-free use of city-controlled property for private commercial development.

What about the DHS Secretary to White House chief of staff that he forced John Kelly to do in his first term?

Elon Musk Has Been Promising Self-Driving Cars For 10 Years [Update - We Are Now On Year 11] Elon Musk has been promising self-driving cars are right around the corner for the last decade. And what a decade it’s been! Full of scandal, intrigue, and poorly manufactured cars and car accessories...

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This sounds like a plan that someone would come up with if they played video games all day and got one too many VC pitches. It’s as if they never met a real human and/or studied history at all.

It’s to solve the conundrum that faces Steve. bsky.app/profile/in-o...

Could this be a local WPXW-TV thing? The ION feed I watched didn’t have this at all.

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

That’s not how hockey, basketball, soccer, or lacrosse works.

Disagree. Gretzky was trying to say that you have to try because not trying might lead to success. It’s a little awkward sure but he’s a hockey player and not Cicero. The alternative is Homer’s “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try”, which is worse.

This isn’t possible without massive legal changes. Joan Kroc tried to will the Padres to the city of San Diego in her will and was told in no uncertain terms that MLB would cancel the franchise and award a new one to someone else. With the current antitrust exemption they were within their rights.

Short form of Gunnr, one of the Valkyries.

Your gummy thought of the evening: So much of life is just showing up, and the internet allows too many people to not show up anymore. The rest of the world is just some shit that’s happening on television

Does this mean with the SEI tag they expect Bethune out for the season? Sarr too?

I’d bet money some of those licenses had minimum purchase volume requirements.

There have been studies that talking to a mental health chat bot does help some people get in touch with their emotions because they know it’s a program and won’t judge. But those have been around since the late 1970s and have nothing to do with this nonsense.

I have no mouth, but I must Rock Chalk.

A picture of the Kansas City Chiefs at Tulane’s Yulman Stadium.

THE ANGRY WAVE CHIEFS

It seems like more and more US players are head to England. Do you think is a long term trend towards the WSL being the dominant world league or can the NWSL reassert itself?

Because clothes without pockets pay a 23% tariff and those with pockets pay a 16% tariff and parents are way more price sensitive than adults.

When I worked in the hotel industry, the big chains were using ancient-ass property management software (Hilton's OnQ was from 2004 and Marriott's FOSSE is literally MS-DOS based with no mouse input) and I've been thinking about this more and more lately.

Because it worked fine.

It’s like the time those three wise men visited the baby Jesus in the Bethlehem manger.

I’m not sure how you can prepare for that. It would indicate a rupture in the space-time continum.