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The only core American desire is to want to be a baby again

apparently robin is batman’s son ???????????? can’t believe 3 months went by and no one told me til now

cats are always acting like the floor is lava

The best part about catching up with people from my distant past is the reminder of how far I’ve come, and how happy I am with my life right now

why are multiple of my exes trying to be friends w me suddenly??? 💀

here I go, terrified, walking into the park wearing socks with sandals because I want to— and because Natalia told me that in today’s fashion, this is acceptable and cool

From Aspiration to Action: Organizing Through Exhaustion, Grief, and Uncertainty “Some days, my best efforts feel insufficient and overwhelming at the same time.”

Grateful to everyone who shared their thoughts with me for this piece about the difference between how people imagined they would show up for a moment like this one, and how we're actually showing up—and how we can begin to close the gap between aspiration and action.

testing the weather sirens every single day EXCEPT for the day of a deadly tornado, is an excellent way to ensure people continue to ignore them 👍

it’s homophobic to play eminem in the gay bar

I love when a man compliments my butch-professional outfit

I love it so much, did you name it?

RIP Jiggly Caliente 😭😭😭😭😭

I imagine cartoon supervillains employed as insurers, snickering while denying the coverage of my meds “enjoy your acid reflux, young lady 😏”

I know this is not breaking news to literally anyone in the us, but I HATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES!!

is robin supposed to be batman’s lover or just his bff? pls don’t come for me, idk that much about batman

this is the most thrilling experience that I can have on this app

missing Attitudes today

I need more people to get excited about cuntissimo right now

last night I had a dream that my middle school crush was my girlfriend, and we were on a romantic trip to China sitting at a bar together. and the boy who broke her heart back in 7th grade was the bartender. lol

oh my god….

i’m an elder gay

grown men who hate chappell roan, (especially loudly on the internet)…………I know everything I need to know about you.

I don’t want another album about fighting the man, I want you to put down your instruments and do something actually radical 😭

green day… please stop making music

I really need more people to follow here

the most depressing time of day is the hour between 3-4pm. no, I can’t explain it.

Principal Skinner: WELL, TIL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY. RIGHT NOW ELON MUSK IS AT HOME CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth

the dj at ikea is a queer. all I heard was whitney houston, kylie minogue, and beyonce for an hour straight. it was amazing

being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:

every white man with a mustache looks the same