Brooke Foster

i genuinely felt so bad for him. sometimes the indoor wheelbarrow is the outdoor wheelbarrow! sometimes you want to take that final half of a deviled egg home!

watched the first episode of “the chair company” last night and cannot stop thinking about the indoor wheelbarrow

i just said the same thing, aloud

"public intellectual with the Federalist Society" 🚫

it's so bad! professing blanket adoration for the median Twitter Matt is a harrowing thing to do!

if extreme condescension you seek

give the page of matt bruenig a peek

i think the french government is doing the right thing by calling in henri de champignon, the world's foremost private art detective

my mom is DISPLEASED, which just shows that the 🍎 does not fall far from the 🌳 !

A text conversation in which i learn that the emoji for jaguar is also the emoji for leopard

just discovered some harrowing laziness on the part of the iOS emoji devs

i love when people from other countries are like “does the US know how bad things are???” and it’s like YEA WE’RE AWARE

Just walked past a neighbor sitting on their stoop with a miniature picnic table, attempting to coax a squirrel to come eat a nut at the table. So, you know, some kings.

This is what happens when your primary political motivation is “owning the libs.” He had nothing better to do than to go taunt a crowd, and then got mad when…he fell on his ass and no one cared.

You bring nothing to the table, even as a voice of dissent. Your whole existence is just…foolishness.

A good way to keep your protest high going is to make a donation today to a group that's been doing the work. An abortion fund, a group that feeds the unhoused, a group that assists immigrants...Lots of fascism fighters out there stay needing your money.

This is what happens when you have to manage an organization filled with people who hate you. You don’t get to throw rocks from the outside anymore, and that’s way easier than being on the inside.

Colin i cannot even begin to express to you the way my small son is spiritually 81

My 7yo son reading the newspaper. He is 90

He just said “put this on postings dot com and hashtag it old man reads paper”

i think about it fairly often 👀

Headline reading “is chalk art free speech?” cities ask

lol there are so many americas

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

as an elder millennial with a 7yo son, this is absolutely the plan 💜

Dog being interviewed under an overpass

I spoke to the Houston chronicle on the conditions that I only be referred to as frog

The cover of Dan Chaon’s novel One of Us

the newest from @danchaon.bsky.social is extraordinary. wholly original right down to the sentence level, engrossing, moving. a spiritual descendant of ray bradbury, my favorite author as a kid.

i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.

Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript

why am i working so hard all the time 😭

This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption

our 5th grade history books stopped around the time of the battle of the alamo, curiously

yes absolutely!!!!

It’s in Saugatuck, MI, but you can get fantastic catfish at Grace or Sister Cities in stl!

checking in to say i heard this, too, at vacation bible school in suburban dallas