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Attorney William Maze ☎️ (734) 941-8800 Michigan DUI attorney, Expert Witness, and occasional forensic science professor. Interests include civil asset forfeiture, FOIA, the surveillance state, and 1st Amendment rights. Citadel ‘92.

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Hahahahaha!!!!

07.10.2025 11:38 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

The black helicopter gang who preached conspiracy theories in the 90s and all throughout the Obama administration cheered when literal black helicopters raided that apartment building.

07.10.2025 11:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bold words for bone spurs.

05.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What lawsuit is he claiming could be filed? A Bivens claim?

05.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

But honestly, the grant writing process is just so tedious.

01.10.2025 11:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thankfully he’s got the dexterity of a ninja.

25.09.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That’s like, a screeching halt! It stopped on a dime! It’s amazing that Melania and Trump didn’t fall forward onto the razor sharp edges of the steel steps, face first!!!

25.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He almost died y’all!!!

25.09.2025 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fatal funnel? 😂

25.09.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But the good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. (Where? Who? What?!?)

24.09.2025 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

As I was saying…

24.09.2025 04:27 — 👍 36238    🔁 7958    💬 1718    📌 810

Illegal campaign contribution… 😂

24.09.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well don’t I feel silly now. 😔

19.09.2025 13:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Believes in minerals? Hahaha! Like adamantium?

19.09.2025 13:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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After this administration, people won’t know who he was during this term. And that just don’t sit right with me.

19.09.2025 11:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we elect more moderate centrist Democrats, they will fix all this. Definitely.

19.09.2025 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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09.09.2025 17:21 — 👍 56    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Romper Room

24.08.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did this too! Hahahaha!!!

21.08.2025 12:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I kept my underwear on during the massage," says Dershowitz talking about a massage he got at Jeffrey Epstein's house.

09.08.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s ivermectin and colloidal silver.

09.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Trump was seen on the roof of the White House. He’s diligently looking for the Epstein list.

Trump was seen on the roof of the White House. He’s diligently looking for the Epstein list.

Trump was seen on the roof of the White House. He’s diligently looking for the Epstein list.

06.08.2025 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

What the fuck does that even mean?

02.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would Trump actually embroil us in a nuclear war to distract us from the Epstein list?

Yes. Yes, he would.

02.08.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Michigan issues 'Do Not Eat' advisories for fish and even some deer because of PFAS contamination, and North Carolina brewers have detected the largest national concentration of PFAS chemicals in their beers. But chem trails and weather modification…

29.07.2025 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quick, ask him if Biden wanted to encourage air travel to deploy weather modification chem trails!

29.07.2025 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
But Charlie Kirk is basically defenseless. Doesn’t have teeth to bite predators.

But Charlie Kirk is basically defenseless. Doesn’t have teeth to bite predators.

But Charlie Kirk is basically defenseless. Doesn’t have teeth to bite predators.

29.07.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am famous for making these on occasion! We have always called them hobo eggs.

29.07.2025 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Serbia Kosovo?

28.07.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Commander in Cankles won’t live through the term, so they better have their pocket pardons locked up safe and signed.

26.07.2025 22:55 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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