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this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

07.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7372    πŸ” 1181    πŸ’¬ 429    πŸ“Œ 145

Pritzker is also furious: β€œShould National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”

07.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5738    πŸ” 1948    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 124

He saw a minority, and got scared

07.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why, why, why is Blake Treinen in this game. He has been unpitchable for the entire year. I know they're short-armed out there but even so this was an insane choice by Roberts.

07.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

Your mouth to Gods ears

07.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course Treinen ate shit. Jfc.

07.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the 9th

07.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here comes the 8th inning, which the dodgers usually need 60 pitches and an exorcism to get through

07.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8365    πŸ” 3240    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 218

25% of the political and social culture of the modern American Right is being upset at the Super Bowl halftime show.

06.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1349    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 6

Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.

06.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5052    πŸ” 1476    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 26

Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.

06.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9403    πŸ” 2677    πŸ’¬ 197    πŸ“Œ 112

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

05.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9094    πŸ” 1896    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 47

Not sure what the Ninth Circuit is going to do. Pretty sure what SCOTUS is going to do.

06.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2243    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 20

News today that ICE shot a woman is chilling. The videos online show that there are some abusive, masked thugs masquerading as law enforcement.

Nobody deserves this. The courts need to step in.

05.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27772    πŸ” 8227    πŸ’¬ 1323    πŸ“Œ 305

Mad respect for Greta.

06.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You cannot simply walk into Oregon and Illinois with 400 Texans.

06.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1451    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 25
Silverio lounging like the spoiled galgo he is, with Guapo's head the only thing visible in the background, since he's under the blanket and Silverio is sitting on top of him.

Silverio lounging like the spoiled galgo he is, with Guapo's head the only thing visible in the background, since he's under the blanket and Silverio is sitting on top of him.

Do you see Guapo's sad little face in the background? It's because Silverio is sitting on him, but he is under the blanket and Silverio doesn't care if he's sitting on Guapo, even though Guapo cares. They've been kind of crappy lately, all of 'em! Love them anyway. #galgo #galgoespanol #sighthounds

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wrote this line yesterday:

"If President Trump were, in other words, trying to instigate some kind of national divorce, it is hard to imagine what he would be doing differently than this."

06.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6345    πŸ” 1414    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 29
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A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

05.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15878    πŸ” 7502    πŸ’¬ 979    πŸ“Œ 914

It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.

06.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3026    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 8

This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.

06.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13226    πŸ” 4222    πŸ’¬ 684    πŸ“Œ 398

... probably not the worst thing in the world if ICE decides to pick a fight with every local PD

even though most cops are likely very sympathetic to the admin the combination of "this is our turf" and "stop gassing me, fuckface" is a powerful one

05.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1865    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 12
A robin on a stump of branch.

A robin on a stump of branch.

Rake leaves, attract friend.

05.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1353    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 1

i think anyone taught by ilan wurman ought to ask the university of minnesota law school for their money back

05.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7366    πŸ” 1241    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 25
SWEET
Stella Sacco

Goops!
"The women love their goops,"
The men whisper to each other
In their smoky boardrooms and whiskey clubs.
"I know not what my wife's many goops do, But I must respect her love for them," They intone solemnly.
Would that they could understand our goops!

In the shower I use a special goop That smells of Moroccan rose.
I don't know if a Moroccan rose smells different than, say, A rose I buy from the Dominican lady outside the bodega, But if the movies are telling the truth (And I cannot imagine the movies would ever lie)
Then if it comes from Morocco it must be exotic.
And as goops go?
Well.
The more exotic the better.

SWEET Stella Sacco Goops! "The women love their goops," The men whisper to each other In their smoky boardrooms and whiskey clubs. "I know not what my wife's many goops do, But I must respect her love for them," They intone solemnly. Would that they could understand our goops! In the shower I use a special goop That smells of Moroccan rose. I don't know if a Moroccan rose smells different than, say, A rose I buy from the Dominican lady outside the bodega, But if the movies are telling the truth (And I cannot imagine the movies would ever lie) Then if it comes from Morocco it must be exotic. And as goops go? Well. The more exotic the better.

My exotic goop is filled with big sugar crystals
To scrub away my imperfections, 
My bumps and lumps and dead skin, 
All the things that make me ugly.

I spend a long
Long
Long time scrubbing.
And the longer I scrub
The stranger my hands feel, 
Like a stranger's hands.
All pins and needles,
All sensation but no feeling.
And the skin under them,
No matter how much or little I scrub,
Feels imperfect, 
Lumpy, bumpy,
Ugly.

Anyway,
I think a lot of things are like that.

My exotic goop is filled with big sugar crystals To scrub away my imperfections, My bumps and lumps and dead skin, All the things that make me ugly. I spend a long Long Long time scrubbing. And the longer I scrub The stranger my hands feel, Like a stranger's hands. All pins and needles, All sensation but no feeling. And the skin under them, No matter how much or little I scrub, Feels imperfect, Lumpy, bumpy, Ugly. Anyway, I think a lot of things are like that.

Sweet

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I have so much respect for Greta Thunberg because she easily could have coasted on speaking gigs and Davos appearances for the rest of her life

05.10.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5996    πŸ” 862    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 29

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