@russbus38.bsky.social
The internet’s sweetest uncle. Like… Not gay… Just sweet.
Before anybody calls me childish, just remember that money I earned at my grown up job paid for these Dino nuggies and juice boxes
23.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0If you ever feel like life is drowning you with emotions and responsibilities, I want you to know that if life wanted to drown you, you’d be dead. You’re not drowning. You’re being waterboarded.
23.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People who merge into a highway 20 mph under the speed limit should be tarred and feathered and forced to run through town square while peasants throw rocks at them.
21.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I’d shotgun a can of gravy right about now
21.02.2026 06:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You’re damn right
20.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unstable but in cute way
20.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 73 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 2believe me when I say i fucked a mermaid
20.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 38 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0Take your pick!
20.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To smithereens is the worst way to be blown.
20.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0a watched skeet never bangs
06.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 83 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0A watched skeet never bangs
06.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 51 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0Y’all don’t know it yet, but I’m your favorite.
17.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The hypocrite said to the internet.
16.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at you. Leaning forward, elbows on your knees. You’ve been in the bathroom for a suspiciously long time. Get off the toilet and get back to work
16.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My doctor told me I have a week left, so i knocked him the fuck out. WHO HAS A WEAK LEFT NOW, BITCH?!
14.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Only a sith deals in absolutes”
………… That’s an absolute, Obi-Wan.
i’m not a drinker. i’m a dranker
12.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0This is a banger. Like it.
12.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Don’t tell me to read between the lines when we’re playing tic tac toe. I’m afraid of intimacy.
10.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Eating four bags of bacon bits for dinner
07.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I black out, I’m better at beer pong. I can’t remember if that’s true or not, but you can’t convince me otherwise.
07.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0putting all my extra points in the napping skill
07.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Cream cheese hates you
07.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1i fucking hate cream cheese
07.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 8 📌 1today can go to hell
06.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0That’s a skeet
06.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’ve never been good at Janga. I just suck at pulling out
06.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My toxic trait is I have toxic traits.
06.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Sorry, had to turn the webcam off. I was grabbing some tits.
06.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1I remember that! Still proud!
16.03.2025 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
