Adam

"they have some juice here"

"they have some fucking juice"

go phillies

I don’t want to jinx anything or whatever but the good good phillies teams of 15 years ago used to pull away in August, just slam down 20 outta 25 and put it away. feeling it again.

Cosmically Patrick Corbin perfect game against the Phillies makes a ton of sense

it’s the damn hunger games

I rotate protein bar, eggs with cheese and grilled chicken/steak with no carb wrap. i get the ick with each every 5-6 weeks and switch.

that’s living the good life

not first against the wall but we’ll get to em eventually

“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.”

T. S. Eliot

the 5th major in… Cincinnati, OH. let’s go!

lmao

just spent half of my paycheck at Spouts AMA

can’t believe they made the statue in buccaneers colors

ahhh my ancient homeland

all of my colleagues are writing their emails with these crap machines. yesterday a direct report did it and I replied “this is nonsense, write your own emails”. now I have a meeting with IT 😅

espn is all over this great joe burrow bengals performance in:

*checks notes*

- a preseason game
- in early august
- against the eagles’ backups
- in a loss

🦅

I was staggering around 3 years later, got laid off during the Great Recession and was like “okay, I guess I can grieve now”. Wonderful system we are forced to endure!

I thought Osaka was gonna roll and after the first set it looked like it but I don’t think so now

Hahahha oh man, pit stop!

Nuno Borges first Cincinnati loser BUT winner because he can check out of his northern KY hotel and go to NYC

Victoria Mboko wins 1-6, 7-5, 7⁷-6⁴ against Elena Rybakina

The Mboko show rolls on into the Final. Rybakina served for the match twice, she held match point, but Mboko sends delight to everyone in the country of Canada. The 4-4 tiebreak point was insane

📸 Jimmie48/WTA Tour

the schedule of kings imho

"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"

it was destiny proclaimed by Hybris before all ages

the normal schedule:

5am wake up/coffee/snack
7am breakfast
10am morning something sweet
12pm lunch
2pm afternoon little treat
5pm dinner
8pm late snack
9:30pm sleep

vibes are horrific in Canada. I feel bad for the fans.

hahahhaa what was that?

Fuck it. Put a reactor on the moon. Launch a nuclear submarine into the sun. Put a brown bear in charge of the Army. Let's destroy some shit.

no he’s not

Refused- New Noise