Egg

Unique flavour, that's for sure.

From strength to strength today!

An image of a cereal bow with a tea bag in, and a tea mug with cereal in. Clearly done by accident in a half-asleep state

Well, today is off to a good start...

That's what they all say 🙄😈👼🕳️😱

Biblically accurate lace edging?

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

Imagine how good it must be to have a personality 🥹

I was not particularly lucky

😢

Trains are all fooked this evening 🙃 Might get home by 8:30 if I'm lucky?

Ooh Bergen! Had a lovely time there a few years ago.

Was very entertained by the greeting we received at the airport:

Image of a positive SARS-CoV-2 Lateral flow test

Omfg cringe??? So 2021 of me 🙄🤒

it must have been so hard to eat soup back before they invented the bowl. everyone burning their hands trying to hold the hot liquid... how far technology has come in the last 20 years!n

It also fukken sunny

(ft. safety squint so I don't lose my eyesight)

It fukken wimbdy

Misread that as human salted chillies and was like... What?

Disgusting, probably?

Is Harry not a Harry? I am confusion

Do you see? How 'some cis women need dedicated services for things like particular hospital wards' escalates to 'trans people are functionally not allowed in public'? The goal was always escalation and eradication. 'Reasonable concerns' are a wedge. I'm sick and furious and I don't know what to do.

A baby is a child (afaik) so probably ok to find childish things funny

RT if you fuck with trans men and trans women or if you think Elon musk should live just long enough to see everything he's built crumble in front of him

1000% yes - they're not even that expensive and can massively save your bacon if you need to make an insurance claim.

You and me both 🙃 The whole thing is a farce anyway as people mostly just write the tender requirements to match who they want anyway 🤷‍♂️

We're trialling an AI tool that basically writes them for us too, so it'll just be AI taking to AI in the end 🙃

Those are definitely raspberries, not bananas. Do you need to get your eyes checked?

Project "Survive Section 21" is underway 🏚️🚚🏡

Had this noise keeping me up all night, so that was fun 🔊

I'm sorry for once again suggesting leeches to fix whatever's wrong with you this time but they really do treat everything

Real this thread. All of it.
I've definitely experienced some of the similar things Ben describes.