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@alltheraz.bsky.social

I spent entirely too much time in school and became an Excel Jockey. Empathy and compassion are not weaknesses. Dad to two spoiled cats. He/him.

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squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

19.02.2026 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16182    ๐Ÿ” 2890    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 615    ๐Ÿ“Œ 174

@darringtonpress.bsky.social so, when are we getting an official Dispatch campaign frame for Daggerheart? Y'all are just leaving money on the table.

19.02.2026 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The AI bros (who clearly don't understand AI) in the comments are hilarious. "ask stupid questions, get stupid answers". LLMs have no concept of how intelligent a question is, and they certainly were not designed to deliberately give stupid responses if they deem your question too stupid. 1/?

14.02.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 718    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

06.02.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7564    ๐Ÿ” 1564    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

02.02.2026 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4181    ๐Ÿ” 1152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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For Liam.

30.01.2026 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9448    ๐Ÿ” 2951    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 180

Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours

28.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7065    ๐Ÿ” 1434    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

27.01.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12137    ๐Ÿ” 2165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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Police Ask For Publicโ€™s Help In Falsifying Report

27.01.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4001    ๐Ÿ” 849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

One of the best organizers I know in the Twin Cities has a great line, "We can't always take away the hurt, but we can take away the alone."

25.01.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2863    ๐Ÿ” 688    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Peaky Blinders 

no posting that you can go to jail over

no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

Peaky Blinders no posting that you can go to jail over no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

08.01.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2480    ๐Ÿ” 1016    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53
A photo of the man murdered by ICE today, just before the shooting. Heโ€™s standing and holding a phone in his right hand and holding his empty left hand to the sky and looking behind him at a woman running away while an ICE agent closes in on him from the front. On the ground behind the man is a woman that the victim will soon try to help, leading several ICE agents to attack him and pin him to the ground, before shooting him several times.

A photo of the man murdered by ICE today, just before the shooting. Heโ€™s standing and holding a phone in his right hand and holding his empty left hand to the sky and looking behind him at a woman running away while an ICE agent closes in on him from the front. On the ground behind the man is a woman that the victim will soon try to help, leading several ICE agents to attack him and pin him to the ground, before shooting him several times.

Weโ€™re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun

24.01.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9979    ๐Ÿ” 3947    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 266    ๐Ÿ“Œ 216
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How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota Last edited January 22, 2026 Iโ€™m going to assume that if youโ€™re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I donโ€™t have to explain it to you! That saโ€ฆ

For those outside of MN who want to help, please read this for options: naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...

24.01.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

24.01.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31589    ๐Ÿ” 7305    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 362    ๐Ÿ“Œ 346
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It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script ๐Ÿ‘‡

23.01.2026 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2681    ๐Ÿ” 1520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Anyone look at their bookshelves wondering "Hmm. Some of these will be used to justify my death at the hands of the state if I'm ever at the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe I should move them?"

No? Just me?

22.01.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

21.01.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7935    ๐Ÿ” 2128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190    ๐Ÿ“Œ 254

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

13.01.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6709    ๐Ÿ” 4930    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 168    ๐Ÿ“Œ 541
Screenshot of a verified Bluesky post from The Independent showing a news headline about Democrats declining to say whether they would rein in ICE after a Minnesota shooting. Below the headline is a photo of Schumer and Jeffries walking side by side in a government hallway with U.S. flags in the background.

Screenshot of a verified Bluesky post from The Independent showing a news headline about Democrats declining to say whether they would rein in ICE after a Minnesota shooting. Below the headline is a photo of Schumer and Jeffries walking side by side in a government hallway with U.S. flags in the background.

Screenshot of a verified Bluesky post from The Onion with a satirical headline reading โ€œDemocratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them.โ€ Below the headline is a photo of Schumer and Jeffries standing in an ornate government building hallway, one looking down and the other gesturing slightly.

Screenshot of a verified Bluesky post from The Onion with a satirical headline reading โ€œDemocratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them.โ€ Below the headline is a photo of Schumer and Jeffries standing in an ornate government building hallway, one looking down and the other gesturing slightly.

09.01.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 648    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Worried about the war in Venezuela? These sheet-pan arepas will make you feel like youโ€™re in Caracas.

04.01.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 789    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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a man in a red jacket says it 's like how much more black could this be and the answer is none .. ALT: a man in a red jacket says it 's like how much more black could this be and the answer is none ..
19.12.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ร‰ibhear ร“ hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org โ€ข19m For politicians flirting with schemes to protect children online, you will
need to answer at least these questions for me to take you seriously:
- What specific harms are you seeking to mitigate? - What scientific evidence have you that suggest your proposal will be
effective? Please cite.
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ร‰ibhear ร“ hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org โ€ข 19m
- How, exactly, will *your* scheme work to mitigate those harms?
- Who advises you in these matters and what are their credentials? - How, exactly, will you eliminate (or, at least, limit) unintended
consequences?
- Who have you decided will be acceptably overlooked in your scheme?
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ร‰ibhear ร“ hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org โ€ข 19m
- What actions will your scheme allow for in the event of it failing badly? - What recourse will be available to those negatively impacted by your
scheme?
And these are just those I can think of off the top of my head.

ร‰ibhear ร“ hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org โ€ข19m For politicians flirting with schemes to protect children online, you will need to answer at least these questions for me to take you seriously: - What specific harms are you seeking to mitigate? - What scientific evidence have you that suggest your proposal will be effective? Please cite. 1/3 11 03 ... ร‰ibhear ร“ hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org โ€ข 19m - How, exactly, will *your* scheme work to mitigate those harms? - Who advises you in these matters and what are their credentials? - How, exactly, will you eliminate (or, at least, limit) unintended consequences? - Who have you decided will be acceptably overlooked in your scheme? 2/3 1 03 ร‰ibhear ร“ hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org โ€ข 19m - What actions will your scheme allow for in the event of it failing badly? - What recourse will be available to those negatively impacted by your scheme? And these are just those I can think of off the top of my head.

Quite a good set of questions.

11.12.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A still of Buster Bluth from Arrested Development talking to his mother. Heโ€™s wearing army fatigues and holding a bunch of stuffed animals. Buster says โ€œThese are my awards Mother, from FIFA.โ€

A still of Buster Bluth from Arrested Development talking to his mother. Heโ€™s wearing army fatigues and holding a bunch of stuffed animals. Buster says โ€œThese are my awards Mother, from FIFA.โ€

07.12.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 441    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

26.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9428    ๐Ÿ” 2335    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 160    ๐Ÿ“Œ 165

My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart arenโ€™t writing โ€œthey/themโ€ on their name tags anymore.

08.11.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3336    ๐Ÿ” 547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.

06.11.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5341    ๐Ÿ” 1519    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs CHICAGOโ€”His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

theonion.com/ice-agent-pa...

04.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1087    ๐Ÿ” 216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Mad Magazine, over 50 years ago

24.10.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 866    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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