🪐Havoc💫

broke: earth is flat
woke: moon isn’t real

seeing the growth and self love from my dad post divorce from my mom is honestly an unmatched high

he could be mr. feminism incarnate — never in my life have i ever heard a film bro list a woman in his list of directoral inspiration

“If you say or tag “q slur” you are sending the message, whether you realize it or not, that people who use “queer” as a slur are more right about its meaning than those who use it as their identity”

really good read, learned a lot

www.tumblr.com/sylphofwitch...

why do i feel sick profound shame when a fast food worker knows my order 😅

The old year is dead. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time for silly hats and like a lot of weed

slightly better than a meth lab is not the flex canada thinks it is

i love getting randomly selected every time i go to the airport 🫡🙏💅

(i did this to myself why did 20yo me think getting an X sex marker would be respected and normal i hate it here)

really tired of everyone asking the same questions on dates. "what field do you work in" "what's your astrological sign" "you seem a little on edge" "what kind of movies do you like" "why are you looking at me like that" "wait what the fuck why do you have wings and so many ey

hell yeah that’s my hometown bb

called in sick bc i have a cold but i’d be lying if i said there wasn’t a major silver lining in missing being downtown for the final TS Eras concert

getting a tim hortons bagel and i ask for extra extra cream cheese and the cashier looks at me, “all on the bagel?”

no ma’am you caught me pls slap that extra cc loose on my bare hand tyvm

message from astrology app Co-Star reads “your day at a glance: you are here to develop psychic equilibrium.”

bipolar disorder says otherwise lmfao

image description: adult, standing, dressed as cookie monster labeled “me, not even sure if i exist or not” pointing a gun at a man on the couch labeled “some fucking asshole telling me to just “be yourself””. cookie monster is expressionless while the man on the couch screams with his hands up

i was born in the clinton administration this is my whole life fuckos

libs r like “but trump is a sexual predator and a con man!” my siblings in biblings is that not the job description??

cw: complaints about safe drug use in Vancouver

be cool if someone created safe, comfy, clean places to get high that had quick access to detox and safe supply OH WAiT they did and fent capital canada keeps defunding them

the amount of cuts is dizzying — like that’ll keep us from noticing the fucked up faces

Vancouver is crazy cuz you’ll have 2006 honda civic try to fight a CiTY BUS

comic from itstimeforcomics.tumblr.com two panel comic panel one: a flaming skull flies towards its perfectly shaped hole imprinted in the wall labeled Tantrum Hole panel two: the flaming skull puts its face into the Tantrum Hole, captioned “muffled screaming”

itstimeforcomics.tumblr.com

>knows someone is lying
>can’t drag them to hell

aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

i keep trying to eat an olive stuck to my hand except it’s actually sharpie so this is my proof there’s no god cuz you’re telling me some fucko wrote “repeatedly try to eat pen” in his almighty plan?

*mom for me

Power from Chainsaw man with purple guts flying, text over says "I'm over saturated. Luck and adrenaline"

Even if transphobia didn't catch cis people in the crossfire, even if it didn't affect one single cis person ever, you should still fight to defend trans people on account of us being human beings worthy of respect and safety.

Its because to democrats, they dont care about the actual people, just the "voting demographic"

If Kamala's campaign didn't already make that insanely obvious, I dont know what will to people