kacey_cyborg

ok blue jays

vlad just really, really hates the fucking yankees

fuckin eh

a blue jays jersey held up to my chest, with one boob poking out #bluejays

oh hey

It’s so funny the guy who coined “the Streisand effect” is on the board of BSky

i continue to actively wish harm on @jay.bsky.team

i know, i'll deflect allegations of transphobia by being racist!

this will solve everything!

woke up again

this is disappointing

i love you

i'm sorry

looking for off button

think i might explode

can't stop brain aarrrgggghhhhh

yup

idk i think being cruel to ai is a moral imperative

wooo 🎉🎉🎉

i'ma get real stabby if they try to cut off my tits

this shit is fucking me up way more than i think it should be

i can't stop crying

think fully completely broken this time

🫂 tyty

no history of bc in the family, so i'll prolly die of something else first

i mean i already know i'll die of something else first, but like kick a girl when she's down, etc.

tyty 🫂

so i have the breast cancer gene

fuck

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the perfect social media site has zero users

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wait, you live in a museum? that's soooo cool! do you have dinosaurs at your museum? do the dinosaurs come alive at night time when everyone is supposed to be sleeping but if you sneak in you can see them and then you can maybe go on cool adventures with the dinosaurs? or is it just a normal museum?

why is it so hard to find a girl who will shove cheeseburgers up your ass?

Twitter leadership hates their users bc they see themselves as superhuman whereas bsky leadership hates their users bc they see the users as subhuman and this is an important distinction

i have a hole inside me that i need to be filled with cock

or cheeseburgers, whatever

and wendy is a real girl too. ya ya, all those things.

square burgers tho. really makes ya think 🤔

they have square burgers!

square! burgers!