Wendy Molyneux

For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president

The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office

I believe Joe Biden is to blame for my garage being cluttered for the last seven years. Somehow.

If you even think for a second that your ties to the most notorious sex trafficker in the history of the world could come back to bite you, you can't go half way. You gotta tear down the entire white house.

A fifteen year old is a CHILD. They were in middle school LAST YEAR.

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀

This
Isn’t
Even
The
Worst
Stuff.

“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein

I cannot believe this rapist turned out to be a pedophile.

A true story is that I am a pretty bad or at least extremely underconfident freeway driver & when I was 22 I was tasked with picking up Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Donald Margulies from LAX & driving him to Orange County & to this day I am so grateful I did not accidentally kill him on the 405

“We were screaming and filming, and that’s when the officer pulled the gun out and pointed it at us and threatened to shoot us. We were posing no immediate threat to him, and we were filming and making noise.”

2009: hey, maybe humanity is gonna be okay after all 💓

2025: three huge white men are allowed to abduct you from any public space or your own home at any time no questions asked

I heard she has penis 🐛 worms

It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.

The new Singularity is when a banana actually costs ten dollars.

If the game is still going by the time of first pitch Game 4 they have to play both games simultaneously

Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline, things just really seemed to fall into place for me.

I’m already wearing barrel pants they’re called my legs thanks

its crazy that phones dont have an off button and theres no way to turn them off at all or stop using them

This is a very correct take.

Report: Majority Of Married People Get Up And Go To Second Family’s House As Soon As Spouse Asleep

Report: Majority Of Married People Get Up And Go To Second Family’s House As Soon As Spouse Asleep https://theonion.com/report-majority-of-married-people-get-up-and-go-to-sec-1819578381/

Hell yeah, I’m ANTIFA:

Asking
Nicely
To be
Involved in planning for the new
Fudge Museum in
Akron, Ohio

Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Peep the byline

It’s time for a traditional pause and think. Pause, and think for a moment what would have happened if Barack Obama posted a poorly made video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on people. By the end of the next week, a 25th amendment removal would be underway. Donald Trump should be removed.

Now in a position of power at the network, Ms. Weiss is the one concerned about leaks. She has complained that her comments at private CBS meetings keep turning up in media reports, asking if the company can identify the leakers, according to three people familiar with her remarks.

exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...

George Soros pays me with kisses!

Massive crowd in DC

Massive crowd in Times Square

It’s going to take ages to pay all these people

People on the left are marching peacefully while… let’s see… the President launches artillery over a highway in California. Okay. Yes we know you can bomb California because you’re a big fucking idiot. We actually already knew!