Christopher Bowen

@schumer.senate.gov is not weak. He has absolutely shown a willingness to bear his teeth against David Hogg, Zohran Mamdani and other leftists.

He’s not weak. He’s compromised.

Zohran Mamdani’s Triumph in New York Evokes Intense Reaction in Israel

Jewish colleagues I speak with regularly cite Jonathan Greenblatt as one of the most serious threats they face. They're convinced that he is committed to silencing or destroying any Jew who openly criticizes or challenges Benjamin Netanyahu and his war making. And they're correct.

All I gotta say is that ol’ Futon Fucker must be packing a damned firehose.

It’s almost like taking a blowtorch to the entire federal workforce doesn’t go over well in Virginia.

Burn in hell, you motherfucker. Say hi to Rummy for us while you’re down there. And may the thousands of dead Iraqis hit you with their sandals forever.

My bigger fear:

Both Republicans and establishment Democrats now see that they’re cut.

Now the knives are really gonna come out.

NEWS: Red Panda returns from injury tonight She is due to perform at halftime of 76ers vs Bulls. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/46851603/red-panda-makes-nba-return-broken-wrist-bulls-game UPDATE: Her performance spurred the Bulls to a comeback victory. Truly the greatest performer to ever grace the United Center.

Just an overall great night. We're so back.

In the words of an old Penny Arcade, “SANTA CLAUS IS REAL, HE’S IN THE BACK AND HE’S GIVING OUT FUCKING HANDJOBS”

Trump is sending a very clear message: kill or attempt to kill his enemies and you will never see repercussions.

I will say “will thos’t debateth me!?”, the usual cry from the incel crowd, sounds really weird coming from Aryan Barbie.

We’re going to get our revenge eventually.

I feel like I’m going to vomit.

Amazing pitch.

Please for the love of Joe Pesci don’t let the person who does in the Mariners be a fucking Astro.

Yankee fans still won’t shut the fuck up about Reggie’s three homers before I was born, and Reggie didn’t throw ten strikeouts while touching 100MPH.

Oh my God. The Mariners are one win away from the Series.

I’m forty five. Been a fan since 1990. It’s been so lonely on the east coast.

I’m just… I don’t know what to do.

I tried to make an intelligent comment in response but all I can come up with is GENO GENO GENO UZEKXUDMZIXN

It’s that easy. When people are reduced to just being target practice and you’re not mature enough to understand what’s going on, it becomes little more than a video game with the difficulty sliders turned down.

When I was in the Navy, I was ordered to turn fire hoses on Greenpeace protestors while in the Med. This was after the Cole bombing, so some concern was justified.

But I shudder at how fun I thought it was, at 20, to basically play a carnival game with humans standing up for their beliefs.

The Dixie Bro?

They’re almost surely scared of blowback against their families.

And frankly? They should be.

Well, if the new group is intending to hold the other one hostage, it’s *kind of* a big tent?

“Fuck you, cunt” is the only principle these people have.

They would gladly go to a firing squad just to watch leftist women go first.

I want to go back to Diehard GameFAN-era me, just to show him the news out of Electronic Arts today, since I know I was probably writing some kind of “EA can’t possibly get worse” article.

Giving free money to Argentina in 2025? That’s pretty on the fucking nose.

Otherwise, it’s just another ten or twenty years before my genetics win out and I go into the oven unmourned, if I even leave the money behind to pay for it. Best I can probably hope for at this point is croaking on the road as an Amazon driver.

I wouldn’t even describe my mental state as “unhealthy” to even “suicidal”. “Death wish” is more accurate. I live for nothing in this shithole, and if I can, I dunno, burn to death while saving a pet snake like Pee-Wee Herman or something, that would be cool.

I’m supposed to go for two days to CT - cut down from three - for a family thing and I’m as excited now as I am depressed for Sunday. Just means I can get back to the automated job rejections on Monday.

It’s not even the soullessness of all of these planned communities (and that I need to go to West Korea - Fairfax - to get non-chain food). I can’t even find a job in my field without top secret clearance. So I make less, pay more, and am fundamentally worth less as a human being.