The Evil Doctor

Illustration of a horse jumping while surrounded by flowers, lanterns, and little clouds. Colors used are mainly shades of red, yellow, and green. 2027 is the year of the fire horse

happy year of the horse! 🐴🏮🎊 #art

A faux brass sign that reads “No job is so important and no service is so urgent that cannot take time to perform our work safely. Bell System”

New treasure get!

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

It's easy to get clicks from telling everyone that stormtroopers are going to surround every polling station in America, but vital action now includes making sure:

1) Everyone is registered
2) they haven't been purged if they WERE registered
3) they know what ID they need
4) they can get that ID

A drawing of a cute funny cartoon brown horse with it's tongue sticking out, large cartoonish eyes and it's on fire.

Happy Lunar New Year 🐎

I do feel badly for Adeliia Petrosian. She has obviously put a ton of work into skating. That was a well-skated program.

But nonetheless: fuck Eteri.

two (identical) old white table lamp bases that pareidolically look like two women with hands on their hips disappointedly, one of whom looks like she's turned around to snub you

these two have absolutely had it with your bullshit. the one on the right can't even stand to look at you, you're dead to her

It's Vitamin K, which helps blood clot. Parents are refusing it because "it's a shot" and they don't know enough about human health to understand how to take care of a child.

A small raccoon poking its head out of a trashcan.

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind - 2025.

Kent State has a case of meningitis on campus. Guess what the article leaves out about disease prevention.

a drawing of an orange cat, curled up, upside down, looking at the camera with big, round, shiny eyes, without a single brain cell behind them. The text around says "Pure of heart, dumb of ass"

AITA for perpetuating ethnic stereotypes about orange cats?

The Olympic women's short program is today, and this is my preview / reminder for those who may be wondering what happened since the last Olympics.

At the last Olympics, as many of you know, the breathless talk of the commentators was about women doing quad jumps! Wow! Amazing!

infographic from NBC Sports comparing the quads of Eagles RB Saquon Barkley and US Olympic speed skater Jordan Stolz

another infographic comparing Saquon and Stolz’s height, weight, and achievements

finally, Olympic content ~for me~ 🦅🦅🦅

“Things were easier before things were my responsibility” is a very normal sentiment but doesn’t mean we need to rehab the images of slightly more circumspect also-fascists 😒

And if you’re wondering “Why is there a blob in the back?” Well, that’s where the first woman president was supposed to go. More than a century later, it remains unsculpted.

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky

Confederate flag flying over interstate comes down following court ruling The judge gave the camp until February 5 to comply.

The traitors' banner will never prosper you whiny crybaby losers
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I hope you have someone in your life who will gently cup your cheeks in their hands and give you a soft, tender kiss on the forehead

Everyone needs one of those sometimes

The amazing thing about colonoscopies is that they don't just detect cancer, they prevent it by snipping off any polyps they find before they turn cancerous.

Now open for preorders on my Protect Trans Kids magnets!

Would eat. I'm a pickle fiend

the thing is that there are lots of modest, tedious, repetitive tasks in many of our jobs and lives where we might be happy to pay a fee for an ethically developed standalone tool to do only that task. but we can’t have that because it won’t make people rich enough

Economic Response Fund Grant Guidelines Small businesses in Minnesota that have experienced operational disruptions in recent weeks may now apply for emergency financial support through the Economic Response Fund.

I'm going to promote the heck out of this:

The Minneapolis Foundation has $4 million in grants available to small businesses for everything from rent and payroll costs to legal help and temporary relocation.

More details and the application here: www.minneapolisfoundation.org/stories/comm...

we need a conference bear to check all the men who provide commentary instead of asking questions during Q&As

What?? Going to find it immediately

Remember to check your registration status often! We've seen eligible voters purged for no real reason before.

What will climate change cost Coloradans? Up to $37 billion, a new study says  The real cost of climate change for Coloradans over the next 25 years is tens of billions of dollars, a new study says.

What will climate change cost Coloradans? Up to $37 billion, a new study says

I propose to make universal the old policy of the Blackfriars conference at the American Shakespeare Center:

If you do not end your paper on time, you will be forced to exit, pursued by a bear. Literally, a bear will come take your paper from you.