Truly.
If he could just give me ONE chance.
I'd be so good. ππ
@dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Cats. Vegan. Aroace Lesbian. Bringing the gay pirate brainrot to yet another platform. Edward Teach devotee. I also love Buffy. Xennial. Header pic by @CuFeilidh
Truly.
If he could just give me ONE chance.
I'd be so good. ππ
Everyone right now πππ
07.08.2025 00:01 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One of the greatest videos ever made!
06.08.2025 21:01 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Many have wondered what goes on between them and it's Jeff Goldblum
06.08.2025 19:35 β π 84 π 14 π¬ 7 π 0"Fucked knee." Ed shrugs. "The brace helps, but 1 still can't go far. And 1 haven't ridden a horse since... Well, since 1 had an accident. A long time ago. Besides, not enough room here to keep one near the cottage Ed has told Stede about his past. Stede seems to think that being a bandit sounds exciting and adventurous, Ed doesn't have the heart to tell him about the harsh realities of that world. Besides, he's left that all behind him. It's not like Stede's going to have the chance to get caught up in any of that now. "Do you ever wish you could explore other places here in Shetland?" "An occasional change of scenery might be nice,'' Ed replies. "But it's a moot point, not like I can do anything about it." "Hmmm." Stede gets a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Ed, do you want to do something weird?" Ed was falling a little bit in love and a little bit in lust with Stede. The man was sweet endearing, and incredibly attractive. But on the odd occasion Ed had imagined what it would be like to ride Stede, this was not the sort of riding he'd envisioned
Lil snippy for #WIPWednesday for my upcoming Folklore AU for OFMD AUgust, inspired loosely by the legend of the Tangie and Black Eric. Coming this Saturday!
06.08.2025 10:54 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Begging him to step on me, please. π₯΅ π
06.08.2025 10:51 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's so good!
06.08.2025 10:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Truly
06.08.2025 09:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A glass of whisky with ice on a black background The text reads: Drunk On You By DimSimKitty An OFMD AU-gust Drunk History AU Rated M - 9.5k words
For #TakeTwoTuesday it is three days away from the fic-anniversary for the OFMD Drunk History AU that I wrote for AUgust last year! It also has a podcast by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social that is linked at the end of the fic!
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All I'm seeing are some leaves and some fruit. π€·ββοΈ
04.08.2025 21:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π«π«π«
04.08.2025 10:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Line art of Ed and Stede kissing shirtless
Line art of Ed and Stede holding hands and walking. Edβs wearing a crop top that says βIf found, return to Zaddyβ Stedeβs shirt says βZaddyβ
A sketch of Ed and Stede participating in a traditional MΔori hongi greeting. Pressing their foreheads and noses together
COLOR THIS IN YA SLUTS! (Is what I think #OFMDCTIYS week stabds for) #OFMD #ofmdfanart
03.08.2025 18:54 β π 57 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you. π₯°π₯°
03.08.2025 10:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This fic is such a delight!
02.08.2025 22:58 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I just watched it and yes this makes so much sense!
03.08.2025 04:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His face here is one of my favourite things!
03.08.2025 03:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0edward teach is so beautiful that when he admitted to his initial plans to kill stede all stede did was say βwe can pretend that didnβt happen itβs okay king πππ whatever you say beautiful, i ainβt arguing with a man with big brown eyesβ
02.08.2025 17:32 β π 74 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, I see it.
02.08.2025 07:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stede Bonnet in ofmd s1 where he's wearing Ed's leathers and he's up in the maintop helping to be a lighthouse
remember when his tummy was sticking out
02.08.2025 05:28 β π 114 π 18 π¬ 6 π 1Drive safe tomorrow.
And then snuggle the hell out of that kitty!
Cover art with two boys in tuxes in the background. The text reads β'Til the Stars Don't Shine A 1990s High School AU Words by R | Politest Menace Art by mermaidinnβ
So, so excited to get this story going! Hereβs chapter 1 of βTil the Stars Donβt Shine, the sequel to Free Fall, aka the amusement park boys π’β€οΈ buckle in, lovelies. Itβs gonna be a ride! With beautiful art by @mermaidinn.bsky.social along the way! Tags below β¬οΈ
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Hey, pirate pals. I hate to do this, and it is really hard for me to ask for help. But an unexpected emergency came up while I'm still searching for a job, and I'm about $160 short for rent. Please help me out if you can. Anything would be great.
paypal.me/wildesidewal...
Dammmnnnnnnn, this is so gorgeous and so hot
02.08.2025 05:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're in a modern fire watch tower, in a bed, both are naked. Ed is on top of Stede, looking down at him. His mouth is dropped open and his hair is falling down around Stede's face. Stede is equally as gone. Mountains and trees are in the background through the tower's large uncovered window. Ed's tattoos are more nature-based with trees, vines, a fire watch tower on his chest under the hawk tattoo.
"You're ethereal," Stede breathes, and Ed could cry. Might cry. Jury really is still out on that one.
@slightestwind.bsky.social's fire watch guys live in my heart when they're not in a forest.
the (not so) lost art of the fire lookout
archiveofourown.org/works/52884505
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Literally THE entrance of all time.
02.08.2025 05:13 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Ah yes, I love edward "orgasms as a reason to live" teach and stede "dreaming about giving them to him" bonnet
01.08.2025 21:28 β π 72 π 15 π¬ 0 π 0Orange cat and Alice wearing a shirt with oranges!
What a cutie floof.
She's perfect! π₯°
02.08.2025 04:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my god they are everything.
02.08.2025 04:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weβve had a great start to the #OFMDReverseBang!
But wait, thereβs MORE π
Many of our artists and authors will be posting into August for your viewing and reading pleasure π
Check out the collection for the incredible works being added in the coming weeks!
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