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@dimsimkitty.bsky.social

Cats. Vegan. Aroace Lesbian. Bringing the gay pirate brainrot to yet another platform. Edward Teach devotee. I also love Buffy. Xennial. Header pic by @CuFeilidh

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Truly.
If he could just give me ONE chance.
I'd be so good. πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚

07.08.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone right now πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

07.08.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the greatest videos ever made!

06.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Many have wondered what goes on between them and it's Jeff Goldblum

06.08.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
"Fucked knee." Ed shrugs. "The brace
helps, but 1 still can't go far. And 1 haven't
ridden a horse since... Well, since 1 had an
accident. A long time ago. Besides, not
enough room here to keep one near the
cottage


Ed has told Stede about his past. Stede
seems to think that being a bandit sounds
exciting and adventurous, Ed doesn't have
the heart to tell him about the harsh
realities of that world. Besides, he's left
that all behind him. It's not like Stede's
going to have the chance to get caught up
in any of that now.


"Do you ever wish you could explore other
places here in Shetland?"


"An occasional change of scenery might
be nice,'' Ed replies. "But it's a moot point,
not like I can do anything about it."


"Hmmm." Stede gets a mischievous glint in
his eyes. "Ed, do you want to do
something weird?"


Ed was falling a little bit in love and a little
bit in lust with Stede. The man was sweet
endearing, and incredibly attractive. But on
the odd occasion Ed had imagined what it
would be like to ride Stede, this was not
the sort of riding he'd envisioned

"Fucked knee." Ed shrugs. "The brace helps, but 1 still can't go far. And 1 haven't ridden a horse since... Well, since 1 had an accident. A long time ago. Besides, not enough room here to keep one near the cottage Ed has told Stede about his past. Stede seems to think that being a bandit sounds exciting and adventurous, Ed doesn't have the heart to tell him about the harsh realities of that world. Besides, he's left that all behind him. It's not like Stede's going to have the chance to get caught up in any of that now. "Do you ever wish you could explore other places here in Shetland?" "An occasional change of scenery might be nice,'' Ed replies. "But it's a moot point, not like I can do anything about it." "Hmmm." Stede gets a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Ed, do you want to do something weird?" Ed was falling a little bit in love and a little bit in lust with Stede. The man was sweet endearing, and incredibly attractive. But on the odd occasion Ed had imagined what it would be like to ride Stede, this was not the sort of riding he'd envisioned

Lil snippy for #WIPWednesday for my upcoming Folklore AU for OFMD AUgust, inspired loosely by the legend of the Tangie and Black Eric. Coming this Saturday!

06.08.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Begging him to step on me, please. πŸ₯΅ πŸ™

06.08.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so good!

06.08.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly

06.08.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A glass of whisky with ice on a black background The text reads:
Drunk On You
By DimSimKitty
An OFMD AU-gust Drunk History AU
Rated M - 9.5k words

A glass of whisky with ice on a black background The text reads: Drunk On You By DimSimKitty An OFMD AU-gust Drunk History AU Rated M - 9.5k words

For #TakeTwoTuesday it is three days away from the fic-anniversary for the OFMD Drunk History AU that I wrote for AUgust last year! It also has a podcast by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social that is linked at the end of the fic!

archiveofourown.org/works/58006993

05.08.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All I'm seeing are some leaves and some fruit. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

04.08.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

04.08.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Line art of Ed and Stede kissing shirtless

Line art of Ed and Stede kissing shirtless

Line art of Ed and Stede holding hands and walking. Ed’s wearing a crop top that says β€œIf found, return to Zaddy” Stede’s shirt says β€œZaddy”

Line art of Ed and Stede holding hands and walking. Ed’s wearing a crop top that says β€œIf found, return to Zaddy” Stede’s shirt says β€œZaddy”

A sketch of Ed and Stede participating in a traditional Māori hongi greeting. Pressing their foreheads and noses together

A sketch of Ed and Stede participating in a traditional Māori hongi greeting. Pressing their foreheads and noses together

COLOR THIS IN YA SLUTS! (Is what I think #OFMDCTIYS week stabds for) #OFMD #ofmdfanart

03.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

03.08.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This fic is such a delight!

02.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just watched it and yes this makes so much sense!

03.08.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His face here is one of my favourite things!

03.08.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

edward teach is so beautiful that when he admitted to his initial plans to kill stede all stede did was say β€œwe can pretend that didn’t happen it’s okay king 😍😍😍 whatever you say beautiful, i ain’t arguing with a man with big brown eyes”

02.08.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I see it.

02.08.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stede Bonnet in ofmd s1 where he's wearing Ed's leathers and he's up in the maintop helping to be a lighthouse

Stede Bonnet in ofmd s1 where he's wearing Ed's leathers and he's up in the maintop helping to be a lighthouse

remember when his tummy was sticking out

02.08.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Drive safe tomorrow.
And then snuggle the hell out of that kitty!

02.08.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover art with two boys in tuxes in the background. The text reads β€œ'Til the Stars Don't Shine
A 1990s High School AU
Words by R | Politest Menace
Art by mermaidinn”

Cover art with two boys in tuxes in the background. The text reads β€œ'Til the Stars Don't Shine A 1990s High School AU Words by R | Politest Menace Art by mermaidinn”

So, so excited to get this story going! Here’s chapter 1 of β€˜Til the Stars Don’t Shine, the sequel to Free Fall, aka the amusement park boys 🎒❀️ buckle in, lovelies. It’s gonna be a ride! With beautiful art by @mermaidinn.bsky.social along the way! Tags below ⬇️

archiveofourown.org/works/685155...

01.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hey, pirate pals. I hate to do this, and it is really hard for me to ask for help. But an unexpected emergency came up while I'm still searching for a job, and I'm about $160 short for rent. Please help me out if you can. Anything would be great.

paypal.me/wildesidewal...

02.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammmnnnnnnn, this is so gorgeous and so hot

02.08.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're in a modern fire watch tower, in a bed, both are naked. Ed is on top of Stede, looking down at him. His mouth is dropped open and his hair is falling down around Stede's face. Stede is equally as gone. Mountains and trees are in the background through the tower's large uncovered window. Ed's tattoos are more nature-based with trees, vines, a fire watch tower on his chest under the hawk tattoo.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're in a modern fire watch tower, in a bed, both are naked. Ed is on top of Stede, looking down at him. His mouth is dropped open and his hair is falling down around Stede's face. Stede is equally as gone. Mountains and trees are in the background through the tower's large uncovered window. Ed's tattoos are more nature-based with trees, vines, a fire watch tower on his chest under the hawk tattoo.

"You're ethereal," Stede breathes, and Ed could cry. Might cry. Jury really is still out on that one.

@slightestwind.bsky.social's fire watch guys live in my heart when they're not in a forest.

the (not so) lost art of the fire lookout
archiveofourown.org/works/52884505

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

31.07.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally THE entrance of all time.

02.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, I love edward "orgasms as a reason to live" teach and stede "dreaming about giving them to him" bonnet

01.08.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Orange cat and Alice wearing a shirt with oranges!

What a cutie floof.

02.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She's perfect! πŸ₯°

02.08.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god they are everything.

02.08.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Our Flag Means Death Reverse Bang 2025 | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

We’ve had a great start to the #OFMDReverseBang!

But wait, there’s MORE πŸ‘€

Many of our artists and authors will be posting into August for your viewing and reading pleasure πŸ™Œ

Check out the collection for the incredible works being added in the coming weeks!

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

01.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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