@dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Cats. Vegan. Aroace Lesbian. Bringing the gay pirate brainrot to yet another platform. Edward Teach advocate, lover, and devotee. I also love Buffy. Xennial. Header pic by @CuFeilidh
That was meant to read oats... but sure. Days. ๐
22.02.2026 20:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Almost choked on my days. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
22.02.2026 20:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ed: Wanna have intercourse?
Stede: Intercourse? What are you, a robot?
Ed: Oh sorry, โmaking loveโ. I forget youโre all fancy -
Stede: Iโm gonna fuck you
Ed: Oh.
Need a little sweet and fluffy read to make you feel all warm and fuzzy? Slip of the Tongue by @politestmenace.bsky.social is 1000 words that will do just that.
archiveofourown.org/works/79598301
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20.02.2026 04:32 โ ๐ 113 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1
conversation between ed and stede stede: i love you ed: you probably say that to everyone stede: yessss๐ญ ed: what do you mean yes?? stede: i do tell everyone that i love you
21.02.2026 18:57 โ ๐ 126 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I certainly could never! Look at their faces! ๐
22.02.2026 10:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I am praying to the writing gods that my words return to me so I can actually write again! Then, pain. ๐
22.02.2026 10:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I heard it was both woke and ghey?
22.02.2026 05:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As someone who also has an extremely annoying foot shape and is currently trying to find new shoes, solidarity. ๐
18.02.2026 20:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Have I got some upcoming fic news for you all.... ๐
18.02.2026 20:36 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're in pajamas, limbs wrapped around each other, in a tangle of blankets and pillows. Stede is nuzzling Ed's temple. They're both smiling in early morning light. They're being gross in love in front of our complete breakfasts.
"Should we get up, darling?"
"MmmnnoPe."
(Chipping away at my comms list with this one for @bzedj.bsky.social!)
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
I haven't seen this before. ๐๐๐
18.02.2026 10:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh hello. This sounds extremely angsty and painful. I'm in. ๐ญ
18.02.2026 09:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
17.02.2026 10:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i do kinda miss his s1 look cuz why was he so
29.12.2025 22:11 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 46 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0And Ed is so very very very smart about it. ๐ฅฐ
17.02.2026 07:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She looks like she has zero regrats!
17.02.2026 04:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Love!
17.02.2026 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm excited to listen!
17.02.2026 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have never noticed the book before!!!!!
17.02.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I will always love this. *plap*
17.02.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Truly no one is out there doing it like my boy Ed!
17.02.2026 04:13 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please!
And also release the soundtrack from last season. And then this season.
Oh my god I would die for him he is sooooooo cute!!!!!
17.02.2026 04:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Relatable. But you deserve to. ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
17.02.2026 04:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sending you gentle hugs and lots of love.
17.02.2026 04:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am ready for Abby's lesbian journey. Please. It's all I ask! ๐ฅฐ
17.02.2026 04:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What does it take to fill to void? That's all I'm asking!
17.02.2026 04:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
