@gnometxt.bsky.social
You fool, you’ve swiped at my afterimage. I’m right behind you, kissing your neck softly.
13.01.2026 16:13 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: new fluid discovered
28.12.2025 02:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re selling mogwai at Jewel-Osco
28.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is
23.06.2025 21:42 — 👍 295 🔁 34 💬 6 📌 0🙋♂️
19.09.2025 17:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dine Hard, a Die Hard themed greasy spoon. Let me know what you think.
13.09.2025 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason
13.09.2025 16:24 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0You arrive at a door with two guards. One tells only the truth, the other will tell you about this cool thing you can do at a soda fountain called a “suicide” where you put a little bit of every soda in one cup
13.09.2025 05:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jack Daniels-san
13.09.2025 05:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you left the price tag on, says it was discounted at $5.99?
16.11.2024 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This just in: it’s Friday
15.11.2024 22:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wouldn’t open her up, I would sit down and listen
15.11.2024 18:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I stopped reading after this
05.09.2023 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dribbling you
22.08.2023 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve always held that position like I’m going to the chocolate factory and NOT hopping in the chocolate river?
22.08.2023 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need two dozen
01.08.2023 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey!
01.08.2023 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hell yeah
29.07.2023 12:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Uhhhhh yeah, I think I’m following
27.07.2023 14:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s best to crouch under the heat lamp when it does this
27.07.2023 14:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0u got it jodester
14.07.2023 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m trying to make the tune work I really am
12.07.2023 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you get a to go box I’ll swing by later
11.07.2023 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just absolutely throated some street tacos, I’m not hungry anymore 😔
11.07.2023 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0save some for me pls
11.07.2023 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There it is !
10.07.2023 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Enjoy having sex, freak
10.07.2023 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Run
10.07.2023 20:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0‼️🔥
10.07.2023 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
