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@bizzo.bsky.social

You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc. I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism. http://noencores.neocities.org

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Latest posts by bizzo.bsky.social on Bluesky

I really wanna get it but as long as it only dips to 35, I can remind myself of my gigantic backlog first

04.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's my favorite movie in general, so this feels like cheating

04.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is The Naked Gun a dad movie

It's weird because my instinct is to say no, even though Airplane clearly *is* a dad movie

04.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Love Me Do"

I shouldn't have to explain it. its badness is self-evident surely

04.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Lisa CalderΓ³n is running to unseat Mayor Mike Johnston This is the third time the longtime justice advocate is running to be Denver's mayor.

denverite.com/2026/02/03/l... get his ass Ms Calderon

04.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"after I'm done seeing my kids I wanna fuck someone else's"

no gulag brutal enough

03.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's real cool that the Feds won't respect my disability claim unless I shoot someone for them

03.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had another one of those self doubting "maybe I'm over selling it" worries and then Sunday all I could do was sleep

03.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody cure me so I can work

03.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish it and hang the lot.

03.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why I'm here right now

03.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss having money

03.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the wait time at the broke folks dentist

03.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I muted the actual account (and mute PLENTY of accounts) but not the name

03.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A couple star trek things to avoid live tweeting, some musicians, one account I think is boring

I don't mute actual words much

03.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the bot

03.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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science has made digdogger real

03.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is some FAST burnout

03.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got a small mouth

03.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I'm not scared of the dentist but I've had a couple where it's a miserable experience because they keep my mouth too open too long and it hurts like hell)

03.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is actually all about the Baader Meinhof phenomenon

03.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's like if you let Clint Eastwood make Robocop

03.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

any reasonable person is like "oh, Rapture was doomed and this place is a fucking nightmare" and even plenty of the creatives on staff clearly think that

to Ken Levine, it's the story of how some criminal scum wrecker (Fontaine) destroyed utopia

03.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

because Bioshock is only a critique of objectivism when viewed through a normal person's experience -- someone who sees armed drones hunt you down over breaking a shop window and realizes "oh that seems excessive"

Ken Levine never thought it was a criticism of objectivism or libertarians

03.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see something about some anti-woke gamer chud lately, there's a string of "lol how does he like Bioshock, the game that hates libertarians"

and well, I guess that depends on what you think of death of the author huh

03.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy Scouts was always meant to be paramilitary training wheels

losing its military backing would be the best thing that could happen to the program

03.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
UNK - Walk It Out (Chopped & Screwed by Nate)
YouTube video by Nate UNK - Walk It Out (Chopped & Screwed by Nate)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvrx...

03.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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science has made digdogger real

03.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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