FOUL MURDER //

I really appreciate the new level of jank the Oblivion remaster has added, he just walked off mid conversation.

Forgot about this app whoops

Joe Rogan Dad or Essential oils Mum?

thankyou swagxgodx

will neo-nazis start using Elon Musk's "cool emote" to get around being demonetized, on any reasonable platform, for doing their "cool emote"?

People to this day still debate which mouse was Pinky and which one was "The brain".

if i told a medieval man i was vaping and playing starcraft his head would explode or he would burn me to death

you moan ONCE on voicechat and then no one wants to talk to you

when KFC runs out of chicken

bro its not new years eve, its a tuesday, its a school night!

“Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I’ve read the arguments on both sides, and I haven’t found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.” - Donald J Trump

Cummas

just got sucked and fucked by the 3 ghosts of christmas, unsure what the lesson was suppose to be

The problem with Christians is when they read David and Goliath they ask if Goliath, a giant health CEO, was actually a good guy.

sometimes you just feel greg mode

its dagoth tho, so we could be also speaking about transdimensional

it actually buzzed off in our genome :(

bad day for ugly guys out there

this just sounds like im speaking as a depressed alex jones

snowflake CEO DEI woke, ect.

having laser eyes would be so funny like yeah just gonna look at them really hard for a second

Aurous

Elongated penjamin

I didn't know that's what it was like, man I need like 6 followers stat.

Announcer: He's in peak form, removing garments to ensure aerodynamics..

Me:
*Literally taking a shit*

Silly murphy

nothing truly beats reading the emotive ramblings of a man being extremely angry about a custom map in starcraft 2 at 3am.

done more than you bozo

Waking up after 10 beers

Mazwherever you are