Chutley Wrungus

petitioning the emoji consortium to plead for the inclusion of both :toot: & :confuoot:

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that

get wiggled idiot

if you somehow are able to tune out of american news for a few days and come back the headlines are always like 'authorities are going forward with their plans to execute everyone resembling roy koopa today in pittsburgh'

Imagine busting your ass your entire career in starfleet and when you finally get promoted to captain they give you this single nacelled piece of shit. Toddler ass ship. You'd never hear the end of it from the other captains. 'Maybe in another 30 years they'll trust you with another engine! Haha!'

appreciating that the air quality went to 1 for the entire weekend and rocketed back to 10+ the second the work week starts... guy controlling the wind machine at haarp, u are a true comrade to the workers

RETVRN

Listen, I had to.

gm dta

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

As of today, 3% of Manitoba’s land mass has burned this fire season.

The total burn this wildfire season in this province is 16,735 square kilometres.

That’s equivalent to three Prince Edward Islands.

not sure I realized the environment Canada measurement that tops out at 10+ and the AQHI were the same scale. Very cool the plus represents a nice casual 20/10 on the scale

Thank you for the reminder, I didn't realize they were on sale today! I got one for myself too wooo

I mean yes people will say who cares but I'm sure everyone can name a few accounts you were happy to see here, but eventually stopped posting and went back to twitter like cowards. It sucks, it's disappointing.

Was waiting for this to hit the switch, it seems like the perfect system for it. Very excited to finally play it

wash marmot

[stops completely dead in the middle of a busy rush hour subway queue and talks into his watch like a humongous dumbass] hey ai update my profile to include that if I were in a Jurassic Park (1993) situation in a commercial kitchen I think I'd be too stupid to climb into the reflective cabinet thing

simply spend 3750 hours informing your ai assistant of each and every single one of your likes, dislikes and probable decisions in any situation you can imagine to build your customized experience

sorry to inform you that bsky has updated its terms of service so now every 24 hours you have to make at least one american democrat blue heart ass profile name post or else your account explodes. sorry, I know, sorry

Genuinely offended the algorithm thinks I want to see this ai slop

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

스크랫치!

#ヤギ

baseball seems like the only sport where when you start watching a highlight you're not sure if it's going to be a grand slam or a ferret is scampering across the field to the delight of everyone in the stadium

I'll always respect a hot take but I somehow didn't get around to actually touching a GameCube controller until like 2018 and every time I see someone say how great it is I only have to assume they're high on nostalgia and/or pcp

"I asked ChatGPT"

Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me

cc: @scottgillingham.bsky.social

frozen hell winters, smokey apocalyptic summers... elect me as mayor and I'll strike an accord with Queen Bristlesnout, leader of the mole people, to unite our peoples and allow us to construct Neo Winnipeg in complete safety underground, shielded from the elements and foreign invaders alike.

Delivered and awaiting approval #StarTrek #RustedGearArt #CutawayArtist #Art #Commission #Adobeillustrator #IpadArt