Anita Blanchard

I would like to move in

What on earth?

This is AI.

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Charlotte will need help. Here's a link to assist our neighbors with food now that SNAP is canceled. Any place in your neighborhood is a good place to give.

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So, here's my radical theology: people who shout "JESUS IS THE KING OF KINGS!!!" Huh. Jesus was an illegitimate, illiterate, itinerant prophet who was killed by the government. We call him "king." But think who is illegitimate, illiterate, and itinerant in your community. That is Jesus.

I bought her book. I don't know if I can read it, but I want to support her.

Dang it. I hate when my daughter takes my phone away and I don't know what happens.

Why is it that when I work on/write manuscripts that I am excited about I get the STINKIEST sweat? Every other thing I do does not elicit the pit drama that writing my fancypants stuff does.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

At this stage of my career, few things cause me to write: HOLY SHIT! In the margins of an academic article. Here is one: postivie emotions reduce the ingroup/outgroup effect. Positive emotions reduce racial bias. WOW. This could inspire a whole new area of my research!

The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.

Yum! Clever!

I shan't be doing anything today. She's purring. It would be illegal for me to move. #caturday

So twin son stayed home tonight because "I'm tired of going out with people where I'm the only funny one." Same, child. Same.

TFW your grad student emails you because she just found the PERFECT paper for her thesis. Students getting excited by research? The best part of this job!

((Whispering)) Was Candace Owens in love with Charlie Kirk?

Moscow Mule cocktail, amiright?!

Does anyone else see this as antisemitism?

Oh, we're going to lean.

Beautiful!

New word alert: sherlocked. Meaning: to adhere to a boundary that maintains your autonomy and mental health.

Revisions to definition accepted

This strikes me as pretty bad

I know there's dirt in the Epstein files, but I didnt think there was government-shutdown-invade-2-US-cities-bomb-venezuelan-boats-refuse-swearing-in-duly-elected-rep level dirt in there.

We have a Rebel Resistance flag by our Ukrainian flag, both flying off our front porch.

Where were you when you understood the lyrics "his love was the key to open my thighs?"

Me: driving my kids to school at 6:45 am 🤣🤣

So, Trump's not been seen in public since the military debacle?

Whoopsie!

So, I think we were all correct when "You didn't measure up/In any measure of a man" was indeed about Matt's weeping willow because Taylor Swift prefers, ummm, a redwood.

Were you in my house today?

This is a real plea to save America. He has no interest.