Shocka Calm

There is nothing wrong with an ancient Grandfather resting his eyes at Thanksgi...

Oh, he's the President of the United States in the Oval Office during a press event in the middle of the day.

Hero

Thank you for your service, Sir. This kind of tacky cannot go unanswered, your vigilance is appreciated.

This is legit the best comment I've personally experienced on Bsky. #Legend

Well, sure. That said, he's a "Gotti" boss. Like Gotti, this POS has no honor. OG Mafia at least had shame, rules and enforced them ruthlessly (I am not endorsing organized crime, just shame).

I'm less scared of the people he learned from, because they usually didn't involve citizens. He's a hack.

STRONG live, laugh, love vibes here. Maybe a horizontal wooden sign saying AUTUMN leaning against the wall would complete the look.

I am so f'n old. Damnit.

Bills. No Jersey.

No doubt, AND there were either orange slices or popsicles after. #baseball

omfg - Karma is real. Even the NFL Refs can't refuse its power. #Bills

Nice work Jays.

That said, it is now Sunday.

Bills.

Like the kids say, "Cringe".

Who the f*ck is Riley Gaines?

Well great, now I have to get rid of my "You're Killing Me Smalls" t-shirt.

Someone trying to get that Hugo Boss SS look down it seems.

I imagine it was snorts, gasps and guffaws (followed by deep belly laughs)?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Criminally underrated, yet still a national treasure.

I'm OK with this outcome.

Wut

Dude is otherworldly. I didn't scout him, but was skeptical about the hype. Nope. Warranted.

I wish he had more time with Pop, because holy crap he's progressed so much already.

They boo Santa, are fueled by Wawa and have D-Cell batteries inside snowballs.

Can we just let the lost stew in their juices on Twitter, and use this space to promote positivity and joy instead?

I mean no disrespect, but I'm trying to avoid such obviously broken and toxic humans by being here and not there.

Do not give this guy such accolades. Speer avoided the noose at Nuremburg and somehow being eliminated by Hitler.

Miller is just a penis that regrets its circumcision and now rages against everyone. I mean, bro. It isn't our fault you are engorged by being a cuckhold, don't take it out on us.

Challah back yo, these are beautiful!

eww

I will never understand the acquiescence to creating content in vertical form. Stop. STOP.

As an elder, you have a moral directive to teach against this madness. They can legit talk to the phone to crop the video if wanted, while keeping the full fram...

I'm tilting at windmills, aren't I?

I can't imagine having such lack of shame. That shouldn't be the siren call for gov't, certainly not in the USA.

Some hero should mash DJT in as Slimer in the OG Ghostbusters movie ballroom scene. All respect to Slimer, but it seems fitting considering the desecration of our People's House for a f'n ballroom that none of us will ever sit in.