Rosie Best

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respond to whoever u want

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A gigantic poster for the 20th anniversary of Warriors in the Paris Metro, with the covers of the first series and a selection of beautiful and severe looking cats

Another gigantic Warriors poster, this one with Firestar peeking out between the commuters

Another shot of Firestar on the gigantic Meteo posters, he is the size of a tall man and looks like he’s about to claw your face off

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS

#warriorcats #laguerredesclans

A thing thats throwing me off about Paris that I never expected is that the scale is ever so slightly bigger than London. Not like America big, but bigger enough that I keep underestimating how far distances are on the map. My heart says it’s a 10-20 minute walk, my feet say 30-45.

Uh oh.

Recently dyed hair vs hotel pillows.
Hair 1, Pillows 0.

Here is my parents’ favourite wooden cat (they have Several) finally taking its place on the windowsill of the new home they’ve been waiting to move in to for about eight months.

(Nun speaks to Giant Walrus) Agatha. Agatha spitt it out. Agatha (Walrus spits out penguin wearing wimple) (Nun slaps penguin) Consort NOTTE with the Wallruss Ten Hail Marys and NO SUPPERE (Walrus thumps away, penguin grumbles)

why did you buy a slop machine if you didn't want slop

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

My toddler introducing Spider-Man to his house and favourite things in it 3x a day = me watching ‘Americans try British slang/chocolate/football chants for the first time’ videos = nostalgia = am I onto something here or has being Spidey discovering the sofa over and over again broken my brain

The Green Party now has 78,000 members.

Thats 10,000+ new members this month alone who want to draw the line.

I know there are so many more people who want to take a stand.

Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk

London’s Trans Pride March Just Shattered Its Turnout Record Organizers say it was the largest transgender rights march in the world.

Reminder that 100,000 people marched for Trans Pride in London earlier this year, but because they weren't violent fascists, there was minimal press coverage, unlike the Nazis today.

https://www.them.us/story/london-trans-pride-march-turnout-record-uk-transphobia

I remember someone saying that's how you know AI can never truly be a writer. If you tell AI to stop using em dashes, it'll stop. If you tell a writer to stop using em dashes they'll tell you to fuck yourself and that you can pry them from their cold, dead fingers.

ATTENTION BRITAIN! 🇬🇧

The UK now has a petition to STOP CENSORSHIP by MasterCard and VISA of legal products!

This joins the Australian and Canadian petitions that are gaining momentum. Come on, let's get these signed! And spread the word!

The UK petition: petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...

A screen grab of the guardian website with a headline that says “new Green leader Polanski distances party from election pact with Corbyn”

I am so FUCKING done with clickbaity, innacurate headlines. Just look at this shit.

What Polanski said: it’s good to have more voices on the left of politics and come election time we may have some discussions with YP about keeping out of each others way.

What @theguardian.com reported:

Saw Superman. What a DELIGHT.

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Pigeon vs architecture: pigeons score a decisive point

My God writing a novel is like cleaning out all the sand on a beach with a teaspoon.

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Incredible to try to promote a moral panic about the *West End*. I’ve lived in London for twenty years and the only person who has ever mugged me in the West End is the woman running the Diptyque counter at Liberty’s.

no male incel would last a single day as a fat girl in the '90s or '00s

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

Apparently you can now find a story about London Trans Pride - the biggest globally, EVER - by going to the London subsection - it's next to a story about potholes.

I've worked with some amazing people at the BBC - but the editorial bias is extraordinary to see in action.

Yes, exactly this

*he has in fact seen an owl but a) it was more than a year ago and b) it was bigger than him at the time so this is a pretty reasonable question tbh

Just. Imagine living in a world where people are always referencing strange creatures you've never seen* and sometimes they are real and sometimes not and nobody really thinks to clarify so you have to ask if there are winged carnivorous Things in the woods waiting to eat you

Being 3 is terrifying you guys. Every day Son Boy asks me 'is X real?' A lot of the time it's something that is not real - mermaids, dragons. He usually has a good sense for these things. But last night it was owls. And then he asked if owls eat people.

Woke up haunted by the dream phrase "this ubermensch is full of jam". No context, no mercy. Thanks brain.

We've been very much enjoying Race Across the World but every time I hear the opening narration it bugs me. "by flying over, have we forgotten how to travel through?"

No. Because travelling through unfamiliar countries on a tiny budget in a hurry with no way to plan is Not A Thing

heads-up, kiddos: