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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

gobble gobble — it’s halloween week in the nfl! while some lucky nfl teams will find a valentine in their stocking, others will find a veteran or president

i'm from the STL area but I don't live there anymore. why did I have to find out from a reddit post that a tornado hit my hometown yesterday? why is it taking the NWS "the next few days" to put out an official report on last night's tornado impact? this is a failure of our government and local media

hey has anyone found a text-based platform on the Internet that's like. fun

hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it

no one ever asks *how* shaves the barber

HE SAID THE BARBER

nbc: spanish cris collinsworth isn't real he can't hurt you

spanish cris collinsworth: ahora aquí está un guy

i need someone to explain to me why we're supposed to work between christmas and new year's. who is doing Any thing between christmas and new years

do you ever take a dump that is so life-changing that you lose any sense of time and miss your bus

if you block this list you can commit as much crime as you want

i don't care what the haters say, it will always be the walmart plus four K sky cam to me

im not defending the youtuber but like. why we out here rooting for a convicted rapist

friendsgiving? more like it's giving friends, am I right! save money, live better, walmart

why did I just get kissed by a toothbrush on TV while watching the NFL opening night game

thinking about how 1989 is a pretty sad and angry album but everyone thinks of it as poppy boppy while reputation is one of the most lovey dovey albums Taylor's ever written but everyone thinks of it as vengeful

my partner just asked if pineapple juice gives you tetanus and I'm the one two cocktails deep

I am pleased to report I still have not had a bad fireball night

i feel God in these fireball shots tonight

was playing an icebreaker card game today and one of my friends drew a card where we had to rehash his divorce. he didn't know he could draw another card if he didn't like it. anyway moral of the story is listen to the person reading the rules when the game starts

listening to cardcaptor sakura music for the first time since middle school and I'm alarmed at how many lyrics I remember. how the hell is my afab ass non-binary

why people on here talking about 9/11 the only date we should be talking about is 1989

hi, I am here on this social media platform for a good time. memes, shit posts, animal pictures. maybe some lighthearted sportsball. maybe some Taylor Swift. I use other platforms for my news. recommendations welcome :)