Pam Bondi is the gutter.

If any stimulus checks are issued, it’ll be in late summer/early fall—just before the midterms.

Would we really be surprised by an administration plan to deport “undesirable citizens”?

Would we really be surprised by an administration plan to deport “undesirable citizens”?

Because adhering to the law isn’t a priority for this administration, I expect that DHS will happily detain and deport even those adoptees covered by The Child Citizenship Act of 2000.

I read this as, “I just eat meats and females.”

Trump Strips Job Protections From Thousands of Federal Workers

Whistle-blower complaints will be handled by employees’ agencies “internally.” [cough, cough]

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...

Exactly. These are terror squads.

Exactly. These are terror squads.

*Nothing* is more important than big boobs. How else to win male attention?

Oh, and we were supposed to be flattered by the “attention.”

Oh, and we were supposed to be flattered by the “attention.”

Play Nazi games, win Nuremberg prizes.

Let’s see more of this.

I can’t believe we have to keep saying this.

Locusts?

This would be a really good time to send a plague of frogs.

After *fatally* shooting a young mom . . .

This is why observers taking video at protests is crucial.

“We are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere.” Ogles says that like it’s a good thing.

👆This

The US president is a pirate. A looter.

“Doesn’t swing his arms like a regular American” [. . . me, checking my arm swing in the mirror]

“Doesn’t swing his arms like a regular American” [. . . me, checking my arm swing in the mirror]

Inside-out fortune cookies!

I was hoping to hear that Trump would allot each US citizen an additional pencil. I mean what kind of country has Energy Abundance but Pencil Poverty?

I was hoping to hear that Trump would allot each US citizen an additional pencil. I mean what kind of country has Energy Abundance but Pencil Poverty?

White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.

Now we have to worry about being “summarily” (extrajudicially) executed because we might be on a secret domestic terrorist list. This—the actual stuff of nightmares—puts us in the company of what other democracies? theintercept.com/2025/12/12/t...

Super bubbly!

Release the Epstein files now.