Saint Jacobi

Buffybot was spewing AI slop before we even had a term for it.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

I get the feeling some of them would be doing it for free.

Sorry but if this means what I think it does ...

*touches nose*

Not it.

Eh, she's a bit of a pan-fried in butterface.

Maybe you're a precog.

a bearded man wearing a helmet and armor ALT: a bearded man wearing a helmet and armor

Cut to: years in the future, me and the unutterable lurker reenact this meme before getting swarmed by a legion of expressionless half-vampires in leather coats and wraparound sunglasses.

As if I wasn't already.

You're better off not knowing.

I'm not gunna bet against him mating with fungi tbh.

It's only non-violent in the short term. We are setting future generations up with an apocalyptic battle vs all of these semi-venators when he finally makes his play for world domination.

I was gunna comment that I was fairly sure he was dead, but he just resurfaced on this platform.

Sounds like my standard policy of avoiding all children under any circumstance will continue to serve me well.

Won't anyone think of the black-eyed children?

Yeah, this could be totally mundane or the creepiest thing imaginable.

*touches nose*

Not it.

I mean, after successfully marketing a food product named Soylent all bets are off.

Don't look at me. The pumpkins I've been Summoning have been mediocre at best.

I'm guessing he also shouldn't talk about his dad being murdered by Saudi terrorists. Awkward.

Luckily I've prepared you by being barely around for years.

As a saint, I'd obviously be on the list to be whisked up to heaven. But it also means I haven't acquired that many earthly possessions to leave behind.
Sorry.

Hey, you buzzed it all off for a reason.

I mean, he did beat the shit out of a Van Helsing.

Yeah, a blonde dude. Gross.

Was just informed that "find a sexy genie" is NOT a good retirement plan???
I hate it here.

...

The people of Gotham have been asking that for decades.

Don't bring batman into this.

Fingers crossed.

Could be awkward trying to explain the microbomb in my brain stem.

You spelled Satan wrong.

Oh sure. If tears of joy counted my answer would be totally different.