Mike Lynch

Does he genuinely not realize D+ just hiked up their prices this last month?

And then make a miraculous recovery in time for the FSU job to open up

A deep interest in trains and tier 2 american soccer? You're either in the sickos committee or neuroatypical or both

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

Republicans just VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO BLOCK the release of the Epstein files.

Think about that for a minute. Take all the time you need.

YouTube video by JeremyXplores I Went To The Towns Russia Tried To Erase

Don't forget about Ukraine

Aiva TOTALLY REDEEMED himself!!!

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?

Fight the Empire.

Shaven, Cologned Grandpa Heads Into Town To Rake In D-Day Pussy

Shaven, Cologned Grandpa Heads Into Town To Rake In D-Day Pussy
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said […]

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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“Shall we pray, sister Michael?”

“What good would that do?”

Such a good character!

I mean, he DID get the girls out of that RUC station. That’s some hero shit right there

Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line

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Hit the river on the fly, too

Stuttgart make light work of Bielefeld to win Pokal VfB Stuttgart lift its first cup title in the 21st century thanks to a dominant first-half performance against a low-tier opponent.

VfB Stuttgart lift their first cup title in the 21st century thanks to a dominant first-half performance. #VfB #DSC #DFBPokal

I think the real news story would be that he was suddenly found to be a Vertebrate

How the hell is he already 33???

Trump's cabinet meetings.

My personal 'Art of the Deal' finance using Trump rules:

1. Will write $200000 in checks against my $500 bank account

2. Overdraft fees pile up, I launch a GoFundMe raising 3000% more than I need

3. As kind people bail me out, I declare it's always the plan

4. You will all hail me a genius

This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

You should reeeeaaaaally read his comments re: Ukraine before we go anointing him as some kind of hero

Is that The Question’s alter ego?

Elon LOSES Wisconsin Election! DEMOCRATS WIN!!

FUCK YOU, ELON!!!!

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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Republican senators break ranks to call for investigation of Signal leak scandal Senior GOP figures warn of potential ‘significant political problem’ for Trump administration in rare sign of unrest In rare signs of unrest, top Republican senators are calling for an investigation into the Signal leak scandal and demanding answers from the Trump administration, as they raise concerns it will become a “significant political problem” if not addressed properly. “This is what happens when you don’t really have your act together,” the Alaska Republican senator Lisa Murkowski told the Hill. Continue reading...

Republican senators break ranks to call for investigation of Signal leak scandal

before we make more jokes about Elon University, let's consider it from their perspective

yes/and