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@notawisp.bsky.social

Former pro youtuber Born to play MMOs and card games, forced to do marketing Everything I post should be taken with a grain of salt, pepper, oregano, grill on medium-high heat for 8 minutes, then deglaze pan with white wine before serving. πŸ‡«πŸ‡·/πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§/🦭

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Latest posts by notawisp.bsky.social on Bluesky

really wish he managed to pull his party's collective head out of their ass regarding the nuclear question but it's better than nowt

13.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1621    πŸ” 957    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 14

I'm not too far from Blackburn, need to go check on the game

27.09.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are not the same person as you were then, neither is he, and it is not the same river

22.09.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Filled it in. Some questions seem like they'd have much more straightforward answers than others, curious how it'll pan out!

17.09.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MTG Vintage lists are hilarious because there's the power nine, literal strongest cards in the history of magic, and then a playset of Clown Cars

15.09.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how dare they print this on unexpected jackpot instead of big jackpot

10.09.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a conversation starter!

Just don't bring up the fact that you don't have any money to pay him for coming out

10.09.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if anything it's an excuse to draw her again right

10.09.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only just watched her reveal trailer and came here to see if you’d drawn her yet lmao

09.09.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Sagas in particular tickle my Vorthos bone. Is this the moment where the Duskmourn house swallowed the rest of the world? Who is this raccoon and why is he carrying all these teacups? I have to know, and I never will!

08.09.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This art by @rhondalibbey.bsky.social being stuck on arena only is criminal. CRIMINAL!

08.09.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this card for the implication of the multiversal order of spiders who summon heroes from other worlds

08.09.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Archangler is my word of the day. Whoever came up with that needs a raise

08.09.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scrolling through all the MTG Arena exclusive legally distinct Spiderman cards and becoming more disillusioned with UB by the second

08.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the worst part is that this card implies something similar to that. Spiders with multiversal powers who beckon heroes and send them beyond the rift. What could have been!

08.09.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this should be interesting

07.09.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hello spheal posting did you get your hands on the new spheal mug and spheal cooling plush yet

05.09.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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THANK YOU FOR 1K FOLLOWERS!!! πŸ’›
As promised, I'm hosting an art giveaway!

RULES:
- Like + Repost this post to enter
- Must be following @choopie.bsky.social
- One winner will receive a waist-up illustration
- Giveaway ends on Sept. 15, 2025 - winner will be randomly selected and announced that day

02.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Spheal was robbed

15.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

curious what cards you'd have liked to see in their stead if you don't mind me asking. The Tymna ability on Cecil reads as thematic to me (given his card in standard) but i have no knowledge of FF4. I get the Tidus merfolk joke, but I'll concede that that one is a stretch

11.08.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I followed you because my fiancee got you to draw my OC ages ago (still my phone background btw) but from what I've seen I don't think there's anyone that loves ferris bueller more than you do. He's yours at this point.

11.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's relative. East only becomes West when you walk past it

08.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I didn't know that card existed! It's probably good as hell in Samut, since I often find myself trying to take the entire table out in a single combat step. Her ability discounting it to only 4 mana is also super helpful.

Needs further testing, but thanks for the tip Shivam!

08.08.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

song name?

28.07.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I just built like shit but every game I had felt pretty damn one sided, either in my opponent's favour or mine.

28.07.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my stupid ass put an entire y'shtola eggs list together before realising her ability said "mana value 3 or more"

thankfully shes still broken but I wanted my big omelette

24.07.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elemental mastery could do work in my (DFT) Samut deck actually. Her ability both discounts the spell and pumps the tokens it makes. There's also a few other decent targets for it in the deck (Champion of Lambholt, Devilish Valet are the first 2 that come to mind)

23.07.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my best friends, a huge yugioh player, told me he could never get into Magic because the art was too ugly lmao

23.07.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TRUE!!!!

22.07.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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