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I don’t talk shit, I state facts.

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The Dungeon Crawler Carl: CROCODILE graphic novel Hello, Crawlers! We're so pleased to invite you to CROCODILE, Dungeon Crawler Carl's first official graphic novel expansion. Now get out there and kill, kill, ki--er, pledge!

Check out The Dungeon Crawler Carl: CROCODILE graphic novel on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...

08.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slightly more seriously. It's crazy how the entire supposed constitutional theory of Trump 2.0 is that all power is vested in this single individual, down to every last tiny detail and whenever you ask him he's like "I have no idea; ask the lawyers"

07.05.2025 20:23 — 👍 8636    🔁 1530    💬 221    📌 84
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SEND AN EMAIL: Stop Trump's E.O. Attacking Federal Funding for Libraries We need your help TODAY to tell your governors and key members of the House and Senate that federal funding for libraries - the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) - needs to be preserved!

Trump signed an Executive Order attacking Federal Funding for Libraries.

Please send an email to your legislators and governors before it's too late!

action.everylibrary.org/emaileo2025 via @everylibrary.bsky.social

07.05.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New logo for Chuck Schumer’s Democratic Collaborator Party:

14.03.2025 22:44 — 👍 859    🔁 62    💬 27    📌 5

THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU POST CHUCK SCHUMER.

19.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 1688    🔁 180    💬 23    📌 3

"Elon Musk: Special Government Employee" has about as much authority as "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

Maybe less, actually

03.02.2025 22:36 — 👍 471    🔁 83    💬 23    📌 7
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We Sign On to Uphold the Paris Agreement! The Paris Agreement represents a global promise by governments to fulfill their moral obligation by restoring and preserving our most foundational right—the right to a livable planet. As the leader of...

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/we...

03.02.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One thing you will never see American corporate media do is refer to anyone in good standing in Trumpworld as "extremist"—as to assign a moniker like that is to potentially turn off a current or future customer

But America cannot deal with this threat without understanding that these are extremists

28.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 255    🔁 38    💬 8    📌 0

The people pretending to be running the government do not believe in and are not interested in the concept of governance, which is why for years they have had little sense whatsoever of what government does

So of course they can stop all funding, they have no idea (nor do they care) what that means

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Bro, that's a volcano.

11.01.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Holy shit, weekend update was *chef’s kiss* #snl

22.12.2024 05:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We didn’t elect a fucking South African billionaire. Republicans have been pathetic for years. Now they’ve taken it to a new level.

20.12.2024 14:52 — 👍 6187    🔁 1179    💬 178    📌 38
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The Truth About Musk, From His Biographer A viral Bluesky thread introduced tens of thousands around the world to a first glimpse of a forthcoming biography of Elon Musk. Here—in a single essay—is some of what the world just learned.

ICYMI.

19.12.2024 13:12 — 👍 2081    🔁 942    💬 104    📌 163

When you can’t tell if it’s seasonal depression or Trump-related depression, that’s called treasonal depression.

20.12.2024 13:22 — 👍 2057    🔁 390    💬 43    📌 26
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America ~ THIS is how it’s done.

This is how you protect your citizens from rich assholes with an agenda. #SheShed

18.12.2024 16:54 — 👍 5782    🔁 1855    💬 180    📌 180
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What Elon got wrong about the CR

The nightmare begins, with an ignorant, unelected billionaire from South Africa gunning to shut down the US government—based on lies and falsehoods. A @politico.com fact check, and it’s a doozy.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...

18.12.2024 22:56 — 👍 3278    🔁 1050    💬 131    📌 51

www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...

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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

13.12.2024 17:45 — 👍 43257    🔁 8215    💬 862    📌 318
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

13.12.2024 12:26 — 👍 19468    🔁 5872    💬 484    📌 241

Amid this reckoning over the inhumanity and dysfunction of the American health care system keep in mind you're being asked to believe the same system is treating trans people *too* efficiently

12.12.2024 15:32 — 👍 3639    🔁 1240    💬 29    📌 26
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THIS is Our INSTRUCTION

12.12.2024 22:16 — 👍 14048    🔁 3067    💬 236    📌 143

Fun fact — when asked whether he would lower the price of groceries while in office, Trump’s answer was:

“I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down. It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.”

Congratulations to the “price of eggs” idiots.

12.12.2024 15:52 — 👍 11984    🔁 2715    💬 547    📌 154
Meta donating $1 million to Trump inaugural

Meta donating $1 million to Trump inaugural

Both X and Meta manipulate their algorithm to benefit Trump

X by pushing pro-Trump propaganda

Meta by suppressing all news and political content. The less someone follows the news, the more likely they are to support Trump

12.12.2024 04:56 — 👍 3701    🔁 1353    💬 244    📌 117
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Donald Trump on his ability to bring down grocery prices:

“It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."

Bravo, MAGA rubes.

12.12.2024 16:32 — 👍 627    🔁 125    💬 38    📌 10
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It kills me that this is exactly what happened.

11.12.2024 04:44 — 👍 8016    🔁 2004    💬 323    📌 94

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