Ryan Teague Beckwith

He likes his women like he likes his coffee: Part of a fictional scenario meant to promote Trump

Fundraising email subject lines that would also work for the other side

mostly rave, right? right?

okay, list of trump admin plans to fix the economy:

1) start working right after high school
2) postpone retirement
3) consumers pay tariffs
4) buy your kids fewer toys/pencils
5) limit meals to a piece of chicken, broccoli, corn tortilla, & "1 other thing"
6) 50-year (high-interest) mortgage

Opinion | Trump's latest argument on the Epstein files was predictable He’s leaning heavily on a scandal playbook he’s used before, but it’s getting diminishing returns.

Let me take a victory lap here for predicting back in November what Trump would say this weekend www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

Three rules in FBI firearm training:

1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot

Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like

Say what you will about Tina Brown but this rules

Rep. Mark Harris: "Some of these things are nonstarters. Having judicial warrants? To me, hat's a nonstarter. Being able to make off their mask, putting them at risk? That's a nonstarter. I would say anything that's going to hamstring the work of ICE, that's just not going to go anywhere."

This just makes me imagine some really wild justices' conferences where they're, like, doing hard drugs

Sometimes the critics have a point. Christopher Nolan's casting is deeply ahistorical. Tom Holland looks nothing like how Telemachus is described.

Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."

Niche joke but worth it

What did they do on Leg Day

but then you're going to walk past all those tasty restaurants and just want to eat there

some of these folks also treat "Manhattan" as the same as "New York City," like folks can go to a grocery a lot easier in Brooklyn, friendo

Did You Know? You can be female and gay. Until next time...

The meme about George Orwell looking at your smartphone, but for the Handmaid's Tale

🎵 I shouted out who killed the Kennedy Center / but after all, it was you and me 🎵

Trump is reusing his scandal playbook on the Epstein files The president has a predictable set of arguments. The one coming next is clear.

Nov. 19: "If he follows his playbook, then the next argument is clear: pretend he was exonerated."

Feb. 1: "Donald Trump said he was 'absolved' of wrongdoing after the department of justice released the latest batch of Epstein files."

www.ms.now/opinion/msnb... www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

Shot —> Chaser

This feels like how a millennial would describe my vibe

A short story

beta energy

A photo of a child wearing a hat

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Judge orders US to release father and 5-year-old taken into custody during Minnesota immigration crackdown.

Good morning. Here's the great @sophiegilbert.bsky.social torching Melania, the first lady; Melania, the movie; and just leveling what's become of American entertainment.
www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

I would take aim at something like the Guinea worm

"I remember calling in the story over the phone and the call cost more than I got paid for the piece." yourfirstbyline.substack.com/p/my-first-b...

man I didn't even look this put together at my wedding

momentary exception to not posting to amplify how beautiful & powerful this Providence protest is #ICEout

Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)