Jennifer

I’ll take it

Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.

Kim Jong Un in giant pants.

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

Oscar Isaac in giant pants.

Gimme

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Jake's made a great synopsis of DHH. I first met DHH almost 25 years ago, spoke at his office, helped promote his products, hosted him at events. DHH thinks you can tell by *looking* whether someone is a "native". Because he thinks people who look like me can never belong to our countries. Fuck him.

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?

If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?

Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

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“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

The politician most like my Dad…

Gimme gimme gimme

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

b&w photo of Robert Redford in a cabin by the fireplace, looking very handsome with shaggy blonde hair, dark mustache, wearing black slacks and a white turtleneck. he's smiling, looking down, with his arm around a very small cardboard Paul Newman in his Butch Cassidy fit

Robert Redford with a tiny cardboard cut-out of Paul Newman, photographed by John Dominis, Utah, 1969

Years ago, lawyer for Chicago Tribune gave me a formulation I never forgot: Never write, in an email or anywhere else, something you wouldn't want to see enlarged & put on a poster in a courtroom. Do I always abide by that? Prob not. But I think about it A LOT & it has helped me avoid some landmines

Liz Lemon: what a week, hub? Jack Donaghy: Lemon, it’s Wednesday.

Okay the Earl of Grantham I wasn’t familiar with your game

Gimme

I was worried

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?

(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

A podcast commercial just suggested bringing Fruity Pebbles to a meeting…Fruity…Pebbles

LinkedIn needs an eyeroll reaction

To Donald Trump and his administration:

If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.

Ok Chicago, that’s enough with the helicopters. I’m trying to work.

Not a fan of two false smoke alarms in one evening

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"The cocktail menu looks pretty spectacular too. Lots of drinks with artisanal ice cubes, questionably sourced rim accoutrement, and six-to-twelve ingredients never before seen in libations, all served in kitschy glassware shaped like 'mini bird baths.'"

Lads the HONK I just honked

You won't believe your eyes...

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Listening to this press conference it seems clear that Trump is mentally gone and that his team is consolidating power for President J.D. Vance.

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

I normally don’t go for the fastback but I’ll make an exception