Luke

Boy this Rear Window fella sounds a lot like Wylie Burp, the dog sheriff from Fievel Goes West

After this entire series, that was the moment my sanity ended and I just embraced whatever chaos was to come.

Ah yes, the Seattle Mariners special!

I think that worked out for him

Kind of blows it’s wad in the initial set piece, which rules, but feels empty the rest of the way.

House of Dynamite has some really big ideas, like “what if people had loved ones” and “bombs are bad”.

hilarious that after 50 years of material and a hundred adaptations they still keep fucking up King on the screen.

feels like the Brewers are running the 2020 Rays playbook against the dodgers. As someone who was once a child…..breaking up your chicken nuggets into smaller pieces does not make more meat.

Tony La Russa and Rod Carew with elite Boomer camera angles for recent interviews.

Sent this over 90 minutes ago. It just ended

10 horror movies to get to know me by

⛏️My Bloody Valentine (‘81)
👯‍♀️The Shining
🦉Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
🎃Halloween III
🐺American Werewolf in London
✝️In The Mouth of Madness
🏴‍☠️The Fog
🧊The Blob (‘58 or ‘88)
👹Excorcist III
🏚️House on Haunted Hill (‘59)

It’s incredibly easy to do, actually

it’s funny that after a decade of vilifying the idea of Virtue Signaling, it seems to be all they want now.

Dodgers getting shutout in a Pirates bullpen game. Just get me to October.

Especially considering Cyclops has his front foot on the rubber and his back one just hanging in the air

Here’s Arlo and his snoopy

The thing about being a leftist is that a fake leftist will say that it’s not leftist to like sports while every real leftist will talk about the season Melvin Mora hit .340 for the Orioles

I sold Jake Gyllenhaal an axe

As someone who loves the tour but also forgets that it’s happening until about the 10th stage every year, these incredibly written dispatches are so appreciated.

He’s the Dodgers’ broadcaster….

NiJaree Canady can’t not throw strikes. Reese Atwood can’t not hit and pulled a Miguel Cabrera on an intentional walk ball. WCWS rules.

You want to really be surprised, look at Goldschmidt’s numbers too

Absolutely incredible sentence in 2025

Re: Dodgers nickname, Guggenheim Steamroller was right there!

Matt Kemp was robbed of the 2011 NL MVP

Attn @megrowler.fangraphs.com

either @fangraphs.com is trolling by making the Max Muncy simulation even harder to parse or this is just a really funny mistake. (The screenshot is for Dodgers’ Max Muncy, not the other one)

Despite the general enshittification of everything, Fanatics somehow almost stands alone in their level of spite/disinterest in their own customer base. This AI ad for Minnesota features Twins jerseys, a Guardians hat, and a Camden Yards background.

Oh brother this stinks!

I’ve never been under any illusions that most elite, wealthy athletes are at worst conservative and at best just extremely dumb, but this still feels bad. Dodgers have a history of boneheaded PR moves that they eventually correct so hoping for at least something in the right direction.