They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than βthey were evil, stupid, and boredβ
22.06.2025 00:18 β π 16304 π 4728 π¬ 118 π 95
Itβs a good thing Congress isnβt alive to see this
22.06.2025 00:47 β π 62481 π 13931 π¬ 813 π 562
I hate corporate April fools
01.04.2025 20:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
what do you do in Paris if ur an ass guy
31.03.2025 23:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube short of a guy on a beach with the text βFacts about heavenβ
Facts about heaven
05.02.2025 21:11 β π 467 π 17 π¬ 33 π 5
Singular love is blind creamer feels like a prank
05.01.2025 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Four drawings of birds of various quality on paper pastry bags
Iβm a regular at this coffee shop. my baristas asked me what I was up to and I said βdrawing a bird like alwaysβ which led to me jokingly suggest they have a bird drawing competition and I can be the judge. when I came back theyβd actually done it
02.01.2025 17:43 β π 2965 π 189 π¬ 72 π 15
i love the idea that the NYT slack just has a channel called #gunman
20.12.2024 03:40 β π 139 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Me when I try to fly away from the It Follows monster but it's on the freakin' wing
12.12.2024 05:34 β π 41 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1
late in the year but top contender for most insane headline of 2024 so far. just absurd nonsense lol
12.12.2024 20:06 β π 4824 π 466 π¬ 117 π 9
does ACAB include Sting
01.12.2024 15:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Getting really into Metric as a response to 4 more years of Trump
15.11.2024 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Xuan Loc Xuan
18.08.2024 20:40 β π 1453 π 203 π¬ 0 π 5
scrolling by some targeted ad for a pet treat dispenser & hearing "roargia o'reefe" in a scooby doo voice in my head all the sudden
24.06.2024 14:51 β π 598 π 127 π¬ 17 π 3
Charisse is trying her best to get back on that cast
12.03.2024 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βKyleβs Weed Dinnerβ
01.12.2023 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
getting to a point where I donβt even like Real Housewives anymore & watching them is more like homework π
29.11.2023 23:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
also KCBC in bushwick smells so bad and if I see u sitting in there drinking a beer Iβm judging u π
29.11.2023 01:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My Stewartβs hat gets me more attention than any other clothing item I own
29.11.2023 01:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can be your sweatie angle or your dakrest debil
Sweet girl in a cold world
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it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
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I work on comics and cartoons and those things that are like cartoons but with real people.
standup comedian, 'Joe Pera Talks with You' on Adult Swim & HBO Max. 'Drifting Off w/ Joe Pera' Sleep Podcast too.
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
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Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
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